By eww657 - 16/12/2009 15:43 - United Kingdom

Today, it's the first evening that my husband and I will have without the kids in 8 months. We had been looking forward to it for ages, and my husband had even bought me some lovely new lingerie for the occasion. Guess what? I just got diarrhea. FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

I think the diarrhea addition was a clever ploy to detract our attention away from what they did to their children in order to get that away time. I'm onto you, OP. ಠ_ಠ

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andrealovvve 17

How would that be her fault??

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zenti 2

Well at least you're not on your period, or you have a yest infection. One door's closed, but the other is still open.

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diet_otaku 0

since when does a girl being on her period close any doors? ;)

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revanche 2

when the demon known as a girl on her period appears

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myfriend_youfail 3

Chug some Pepto-Bismol, and you should be fine in a few hours. The pink smoothie has always worked for me!

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thatguy1103 0

hmmmmm.... try getting a baby sitter more then once every 8 months!

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allmidnighteyes 10

I think the diarrhea addition was a clever ploy to detract our attention away from what they did to their children in order to get that away time. I'm onto you, OP. ಠ_ಠ

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APenguin 0

Well if you'r bowels are clear it's the perfect chance to try anal! This is lifes way of telling you to give him a very special present!

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Rellich 0

So, you won't have a bottom? Isn't that point of lingerie?

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