Love: Today, it's the first evening that my husband and I will have...

By eww657 - 16/12/2009 15:43 - United Kingdom

Today, it's the first evening that my husband and I will have without the kids in 8 months. We had been looking forward to it for ages, and my husband had even bought me some lovely new lingerie for the occasion. Guess what? I just got diarrhea. FML

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By I stink - 18/12/2018 15:30

Today, my boyfriend and I were finally able to settle on having a day out together after putting it off for months because of work/other random reasons. This morning I woke up with the worst case of diarrhea I’ve ever had in my life. I won’t be leaving the bathroom anytime soon. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2011 13:17 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML

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By SadOldBag - 23/08/2018 21:30 - United States - Estero

Today, I received the gifts of my period, diarrhea, severe dizziness and double vision, and an ant infestation in my home. These were followed by the glaring absence of any gifts from my husband. Happy 40th to me. FML

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By FUCK GOD - 03/02/2013 23:04 - Argentina - Salta

Today, for the first time in weeks, my wife felt frisky, and we started fooling around. Half-way through undressing me, she bolted out, claiming she had the shits. About five minutes later, she tearfully called out from the bathroom, begging me to bring her a fresh roll of toilet paper. FML

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By Tonya - 28/06/2009 03:01 - United States

Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML

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By Time To Go - 23/09/2022 01:30

Today, my kid has severe diarrhoea. My husband said he was going out to get medicine. Two long, painful hours later, I find he's out eating and chilling with his friends. FML

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By pain - 26/02/2010 10:23 - Japan

Today, I found out that explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the altar, while my husband said his vows. FML

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By arse of fire :( - 23/02/2013 00:31 - United Kingdom - Slough

Today, I was struck down with horrible diarrhea. With barely any toilet paper left, I texted my husband to buy some more and rush home. He replied, "Sorry babe, getting shitfaced with the lads. Get it? 'Shitfaced'. LOL!" and stopped replying to my desperate pleas. FML

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By lol - 05/12/2011 06:13 - United States

Today, I farted in front of my husband for the first time in 26 years. He told our kids over email, and now they won't shut up about it. FML

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By AW - 10/01/2011 12:48

Today, my husband and I are both suffering from food poisoning. He has horrible, raging, rank smelling, explosive diarrhea; I am vomiting every 15 minutes. We have one bathroom. FML

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allmidnighteyes 10

Wednesday 16 December 2009 20:08

So? He can still play in the mud.

allmidnighteyes 10

Wednesday 16 December 2009 20:50

I think the diarrhea addition was a clever ploy to detract our attention away from what they did to their children in order to get that away time. I'm onto you, OP. ಠ_ಠ

Comments

syrup21 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 1:38

I wouldn't want to f*** that in the butthole lol

theeBeezWaXx 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 2:06

haha eww that sucks ass

valuemeal2 1

Thursday 17 December 2009 2:14

So take some Immodium. Duh.

Puroboriqua13 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 2:26

Either use the other hole, or imagine its extra lube.

shortmomma88 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 2:42

drink some pepto and ride that cowboy!

Wersome 13

Thursday 17 December 2009 4:46

Murpheys Law.

I_Own_Ubers 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 4:52

just **** him on the toilet with a peg on ur nose and an air freshener if desperate

COBRAMORPH 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 5:05

natural lub.

danniexo 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 5:06

hun you deserve someone who doesnt care what you are, love should not be defined by that, it sucks to say it but if he loved you he would marry you wether his parents aproved or not and love would definatly not marry someone else and use u like that. sorry he is such an ass all the best love