Work: Today, it was my first day as an animal control officer. My first...

By Anonymous - 19/05/2011 02:48 - United States

Today, it was my first day as an animal control officer. My first dispatch was to collect a dog that had been hit by a car. I had to clean up my dead dog on my first day of a job that barely pays rent. FML

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By mike h - 10/08/2012 04:37 - United States - Mcadoo

Today, I started my dream job of being a veterinarian. My first day consisted of having to put down 12 dogs and 5 cats. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2011 15:15 - United States

Today, I started my community service at the dog pound. I like animals so I thought it would be a good place to do it. As I arrived they were throwing dogs that had been euthanized into a dump truck to be taken to a landfill. That was my job for the day. FML

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By iswearicandrive - 17/12/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, I hit my boss's car. It's only my second day on the job. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2016 03:24 - United States - Franklin

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Cottonwood

Today, I started my first day of work at our local humane society. I asked where the break room was, so my coworker directed me to a small room in the back of the building. The only place I get to take my lunch break is the same room where they euthanize, freeze, and cremate the animals. FML

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By PC Jones - 20/09/2011 14:56 - Australia

Today, it was my first day as a police officer. A couple of hours into the shift, we got a call. A man was drunkenly jeering and urinating on parked cars. That man turned out to be my father. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2012 00:46 - United States - Detroit

Today, it was my first day at my new job at a nursing home. Not only were we short staffed, two residents passed away, and I got beaten up by an old man. FML

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By Debra2005 - 20/05/2009 02:17 - United States

Today, I adopted a dog from the local shelter. I put the dog in the car and he was shedding everywhere, but I was ok with that because he was my dog. As I pulled into the parking lot, the dog began to poop in the backseat of my car. When I got him out of the car, he ran off. $100 for him to poop and run away. FML

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colourz 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 9:15

did any of you read where he says MY DOG, show some sympathy....

ihatecake 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 9:07

that really sux man hang in there

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jbtheone_fml 5

Thursday 19 May 2011 14:04

that sucks but hey the bright side you just got rid of one expense!

misssarahfina 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 14:21

wat it his/her dog??

tstevenson 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 14:52

at lest you have to pay for dog food now...

mabusoden 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 17:23

**** you

SighMaster3000 4

Thursday 19 May 2011 15:52

Sorry OP but it was your duty to make sure your dog was totally secure while you're out of the house. Don't get me wrong, I own and breed dogs and if this happened I be beating myself up for it but also accept responsibility for it.

alexFYL 11

Thursday 19 May 2011 18:03

Yeah, it sucks that it happened, but that's part of being a responsible - or in this case, irresponsible - pet owner. I don't really have a lot of sympathy or respect for people that dont' care for their animals.

ReynshineCutting 10

Friday 20 May 2011 3:52

You guys do realize some dogs are escape artists right? My old dog could get out of anything. He jumped off of a 10 foot wall once, broke 2 teeth chewing on a fence, dug out of everything, and used to sit close enough to the invisible fence to wear out the battery in his collar.

rebwonders 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 16:02

That's a tough one. Keep in. mind that your dog will be with you forever in your heart and memories. And a puppy. when you're ready, is a wonderful cure to grieving your lost pet.

fyl11122233 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 16:02

awww, poor dog 

Mokegowa 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 16:21

Well... you don't need to spend money on your dog anymore...:)

DianaFromHolland 3

Thursday 19 May 2011 20:08

youre so mean xD

doubleodoggy 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 16:33

awwww! I'm so sorry!

TheAngryKitten 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 16:47

really, 207 people think he deserved it? how can anyone be that heartless!? you 207 people deserve to go through what the OP had to go through. the method is chosen, so let it be done! the kitten has SPOKEN!!