By Anonymous - 19/05/2011 02:48 - United States

Today, it was my first day as an animal control officer. My first dispatch was to collect a dog that had been hit by a car. I had to clean up my dead dog on my first day of a job that barely pays rent. FML
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colourz 0

did any of you read where he says MY DOG, show some sympathy....

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ihatecake 0

that really sux man hang in there

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mollieOdare 0

**** the dog's life bro. R.I.P

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alaskasfml 0

56, that was painful to read. you, sir, are the one that needs help.

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FreebirdIII 1

I think she was saying Rest in Pieces.

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Jennj710 0

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TheMonica 0

It says "my dead dog". Most intelligent people can infer that it is, indeed, his dog.

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Michele2luv 8

fail it does says my dog. poor guy/doggy tho :'(

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alaskasfml 0

if you want to correct someone, make sure you're actually right. it actually says "i had to clean up MY dead dog". nice reading skills.

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curliegirlie85 0

you're right, it doesn't say "my dog," it says "my DEAD dog." learn to read.

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RockstarRN 10

Yes it does dumba$$!!!!

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iNekoGamergurl 0

"i had to clean up my dead dog.." Dumb. ASS.

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scottyrocks123 21

first of all, your the biggest ass hole I ever saw, second of all you don't degrade people like that. how would you like it If I said that to you what would you do? thought so . . .

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FaguIous 22

Uhh hey smart donkey, please look carefully because it saids, you guessed it, MY DOG. But anyways, FYL and F THE DOGS LIFE.

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egamage 0

Sorry that you lost your dog man :

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california283 6

that's so sad ... this is a horrible FML. it even ruined my day! fml!

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cherry72 13

that is horrible and I feel so bad for you.

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techweed 12

that's a sh*t job, you might as well flip burgers, it'll pay better, at least.

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simply_improper 1

least you got paid to do it. still sucks though. i had to clean my dog off the road when i was 12.

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jmb08cb 0

@Jennj710 read it again, it does say my dog! I couldn't have done it if it was my dog that's so sad :(

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