By Chloe - 20/12/2010 18:08 - United Kingdom

Today, it was my first day on a £600 a week job. I was fired for being 10 minutes late. FML
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Doortje 29

Rule #1 when starting a new job: don't be late. YDI.

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robc32ca 4

should have shown up on time!

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The_Creeper_fml 8

I take offense to your statement. Why? Because I ******* want to. Oh the joys of believing in political correctness. I think someone spiked my orange juice.

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perdix 29

They know if they let you get away with 10 minutes on the first day, by the time you've been there two months, you come in two hours late, leave an hour-and-a-half early, take two-hour lunches and demand multiple wank breaks. They just got to nip it in the bud! Nip it!

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twi4eva789 0

your own fault. maybe if you had a very good reason for being late then people would feel sorry for you but since ya don't...

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satomi_ishida 0

^ Rofl! that's a good way to get rid of crabs. :P /sarcasm OP, YDI for showing up late. it's common sense to try your very hardest to be early and leave early just in case something happens unless a really big emergency happens in which case.....you have to make the choice of importance.

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ZOMFD 0

Why is it in dollars if you're in England?

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iliveinthesky_fml 0

I shall move to London then.

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snafu63 0

If you're on time you're late. If you're early you're on time. Always show up early

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nontoxicpuppydog 5

That's what they loooooove to shove down your throat in the Navy! :D It really is true though. OP is a tard....should have been AT LEAST 15 minutes early.

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