By thanks, fuckface - 16/11/2012 19:42 - United States - Parachute

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Today, just as I was about to orgasm, my boyfriend whispered, "Cum, my preciousssss" into my ear, in his scarily accurate Gollum voice. I think my clitoris just about withered away in despair. FML
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annalily5 28

Normally I'd be offended that a Lord of the Rings reference would turn you off, but no matter how awesome he is, Gollum and sex are thoughts that should never be mixed. Ever.

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chris_42 11

As long as he keeps the Dobby costume in the closet I think you can learn to deal with it.

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MuldRAR 6

Your bf needs to learn there's a time and place for that kinda stuff... Your ****** is just as if not more important than his

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laurenvec 3

I would have busted up laughing if that had happened to me! Hilarious!

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yoursucklives 36

t my boyfriend once said something funny to me while i came. i laughed hard, but my ****** was gone.

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sugarshane007 20

One ****** to rule them all.

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redbluegreen 40

One ****** to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

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BunBunBabe 8

I can see how that ruined the sex, but it shouldn't ruin your day

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ICastillo 24

Well it looks like he is going to have to go on a quest to find that withered ******** now.

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olpally 32

Nice username... Lol... This fml is going into my favorites...*favorited* this one has a terrible mental image though.... Holy ****.... Lmao.

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Welshite 39

One of these days, your "." button will break, and the whole of the FML community will celebrate its demise. :P

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olpally 32

Thanks... But I doubt that will happen!! Lol. Don't hate, appreciate :D

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olpally 32

People need to get over it. Seriously.

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laden_swallow09 34

No, you do. What's there to appreciate here in the first place? They're called an ellipses and you're not using them correctly at all.

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olpally 32

93- instead of attacking me, thumb it down. Jeez. You must have no life to worry about how I use ellipses incorrectly. Good day to you.

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CharresBarkrey 15

He's just giving some constructive criticism, 110. You seem to use them as a period, at the end of every sentence or phrase. It's just a bit much.

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xXHollowIchigoXx 17

This sounds strangely familiar. Perhaps as a post not to long ago? Hmm...

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savmut 8

That's something I would do to my gf lmfao

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