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By keyless - 14/04/2012 15:20 - United Kingdom - Aberdeen

Today, late for work, I called my dad to see if he knew where my keys were. Turns out he'd taken them on holiday with him because they have a bottle opener on them. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, I couldn't get to work because I couldn't find my car keys. It turns out, my mother took them and put them "somewhere safe." She can't remember where they are. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2012 06:31

Today, due to bad weather, my dad let me take his car to drive to my apartment 3 hours away. I only realized when I got there that my keys were still sitting on my parents' kitchen counter. FML

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By DevilsTemptation - 29/08/2019 02:01 - United Kingdom - Dundee

Today, my dad got extremely drunk, so I took away his car keys and left on foot. When I came back, I saw that he had broken down my door. Now my dad is mad at me for not giving him the keys when he was drunk, and I'm door-less. FML

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By doneanddone - 28/02/2009 17:33 - United States

Today, I was over at a friend's place until very late. He had stolen my keys as a joke at some point, but by the time I noticed, he was too drunk to remember where he'd hidden them. FML

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By DTMM - 15/09/2023 08:00

Today, I was looking for my condo keys, thinking I had left them in my mailbox on the first floor the night before. Leaving to check, I realized I'd forgot to take them out of my door when I had come in, leaving them in the keyhole. FML

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By seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2015 20:50 - United States - Winsted

Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting 3 hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML

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By rhplb - 17/05/2016 13:10 - Philippines - Quezon City

Today, I arrived to work at exactly 8 so I could leave at exactly 5, without overtime. I found out later that my brother took my keys with him somewhere and now I can't enter the house until he gets back at 11. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2012 16:04 - United States - Millers Tavern

Today, I was running late for an important job interview because I couldn't find my keys. I place the keys on my kitchen counter every day to prevent exactly this type of situation. After few minutes and missing my interview, I finally found my keys, in my hand. FML

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Sinking feeling

By Cheesey_Dorito - 10/09/2018 14:30

Today, I couldn't find the keys to open the store I work at. The resulting stress gave me chest pains that ended up sending me to the hospital. I still missed work and my father found the keys under the passenger seat in his car. The same seat I sat in on the way to the hospital. FML

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4everblackjack 10

Saturday 14 April 2012 19:59

Well then, I suggest checking into a very expensive hotel under his name/credit card >:D

2oc 5

Saturday 14 April 2012 19:59

That's just uncanny...

Comments

hornetsbaseball 6

Saturday 14 April 2012 20:05

Bottle openers are a valuable item! I don't blame him!

Keyboard_Cat 2

Saturday 14 April 2012 20:05

Take his car because it serves as a battering ram. That'll show him.

eatpussy 0

Saturday 14 April 2012 20:05

Well just forget about it, sit back and open a bottle of cha.. Nvm.

Angelrose2004 17

Saturday 14 April 2012 20:10

Buy him his own bottle opener. I know it's not OP's responsibility; but it's worth the couple of dollars to not have to worry about your keys being hijacked again.

Pentium_4 27

Saturday 14 April 2012 20:14

i'm sorry but if you don't have ANY spare keys then YDI

tymarie2012 31

Saturday 14 April 2012 21:04

How is it OPs fault? She didn't know her dad was going to steal her keys just for the bottle opener. If anyone's at fault it's her dads. He easily could have taken the bottle opener off.