Miscellaneous: Today, late for work, I called my dad to see if he knew where...

By keyless - 14/04/2012 15:20 - United Kingdom - Aberdeen

Today, late for work, I called my dad to see if he knew where my keys were. Turns out he'd taken them on holiday with him because they have a bottle opener on them. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, I couldn't get to work because I couldn't find my car keys. It turns out, my mother took them and put them "somewhere safe." She can't remember where they are. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2012 06:31

Today, due to bad weather, my dad let me take his car to drive to my apartment 3 hours away. I only realized when I got there that my keys were still sitting on my parents' kitchen counter. FML

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By DevilsTemptation - 29/08/2019 02:01 - United Kingdom - Dundee

Today, my dad got extremely drunk, so I took away his car keys and left on foot. When I came back, I saw that he had broken down my door. Now my dad is mad at me for not giving him the keys when he was drunk, and I'm door-less. FML

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By doneanddone - 28/02/2009 17:33 - United States

Today, I was over at a friend's place until very late. He had stolen my keys as a joke at some point, but by the time I noticed, he was too drunk to remember where he'd hidden them. FML

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By DTMM - 15/09/2023 08:00

Today, I was looking for my condo keys, thinking I had left them in my mailbox on the first floor the night before. Leaving to check, I realized I'd forgot to take them out of my door when I had come in, leaving them in the keyhole. FML

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By seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2015 20:50 - United States - Winsted

Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting 3 hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML

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By rhplb - 17/05/2016 13:10 - Philippines - Quezon City

Today, I arrived to work at exactly 8 so I could leave at exactly 5, without overtime. I found out later that my brother took my keys with him somewhere and now I can't enter the house until he gets back at 11. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2012 16:04 - United States - Millers Tavern

Today, I was running late for an important job interview because I couldn't find my keys. I place the keys on my kitchen counter every day to prevent exactly this type of situation. After few minutes and missing my interview, I finally found my keys, in my hand. FML

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Sinking feeling

By Cheesey_Dorito - 10/09/2018 14:30

Today, I couldn't find the keys to open the store I work at. The resulting stress gave me chest pains that ended up sending me to the hospital. I still missed work and my father found the keys under the passenger seat in his car. The same seat I sat in on the way to the hospital. FML

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4everblackjack 10

Saturday 14 April 2012 19:59

Well then, I suggest checking into a very expensive hotel under his name/credit card >:D

2oc 5

Saturday 14 April 2012 19:59

That's just uncanny...

Comments

EagorLuvsBigFoot 8

Saturday 14 April 2012 21:24

Know any good lock smith's?

peacefully84 19

Saturday 14 April 2012 21:29

Why didn't get just take the bottle opener off the key ring?

fadingfaith 4

Saturday 14 April 2012 23:51

That's what I was thinking.

ToewsIsMyBro19 6

Saturday 14 April 2012 21:55

Wow that sucks. spare keys?

Angelrose2004 17

Saturday 14 April 2012 23:57

Looking at OP's username, I doubt it :)

elodymayweeble 7

Saturday 14 April 2012 23:18

That's what spare keys are for.

gman2442 1

Saturday 14 April 2012 23:27

Why do you need a bottle opener on keys? Haha

fadingfaith 4

Saturday 14 April 2012 23:48

If he knew he was going to need a bottle opener why didn't he just buy his own in advance. He could have also just taken your bottle opener off of your key chain.

jrvautour 4

Sunday 15 April 2012 0:36

That's hilarious, but it sucks! Pay back is in order!

intheclouds9 0

Sunday 15 April 2012 1:07

Dear mom and dad, get your own bottle opener please and thank u....ful

bizarre_ftw 21

Sunday 15 April 2012 1:13

Intelligent man him, because - of course - it's not like you can just buy a bottle opener at any old gas station for less than a dollar right? Or just use the counter top