Miscellaneous: Today, like every other day for many years, I have a phobia of...

By Elisa_LmR - 03/01/2014 23:28 - France

Today, like every other day for many years, I have a phobia of bananas. This evening, the phobia came to a head when I had a nightmare in which I was stabbed to death by a gang of walking bananas. FML

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By Twomanybananas - 23/01/2017 16:00

Today, I found a banana on my bed. It was black and shriveled because I accidentally left it there after I thought I finished the whole bushel I bought last week. I've been sleeping in my bed all week and didn't notice. FML

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By aelia_oups - 31/12/2012 22:09 - France - Taverny

Today, as I have been for 10 years, I'm allergic to fruit. After an argument with my mother, she yelled, "Here, have a banana and go kill yourself!" FML

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Why so serious?

By DwarfFrog - 18/06/2012 11:38 - United States

Today, my grandmother threatened to kill herself with a banana. She then got angry with me when I didn't attempt to get the banana away from her. My mom punished me because I didn't take the situation seriously enough. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2010 13:16 - United States

Today, I was walking to school. When I was about halfway there, someone put a gun to the back of my head and told me to give him all my money. As I slowly turned around, I saw it was my dad putting a banana to my head. FML

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By Operation Yewtree here I come - 26/09/2014 20:40 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was sitting on a bench at the local park, eating a banana. A guy old enough to be my grandfather walked by, turned to look at me, then said "Young man, I wish I were that banana." He walked away, and I almost blacked out choking on it in shock. FML

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Meme life

By Anonymous - 02/02/2023 22:00

Today, I tripped on an actual banana peel and fell over in front of my crush. I'm pretty sure that's the closest I'll ever come to being a meme. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2012 09:45 - Canada - Thompson

Today, at a concert, I got into a fight with a man in a banana suit. FML

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By Jaws - 10/02/2011 16:09 - France

Today, I got slapped in the face by my girlfriend with a banana skin, because I finished up the chocolate cake. FML

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Face Your Fears

By Broc'n dreams - 06/02/2017 16:00 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I woke up screaming "FUCK OFF!" because I had a dream that someone threw broccoli through my window. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2017 01:30

Today, I actually slipped on a banana peel, cartoon-style, breaking my kneecap and dislocating my hip. I will never hear the end of this. FML

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rockne93 17

Saturday 4 January 2014 5:25

Orange you glad you aren't afraid of bananas, guys?

WFFLPWND 10

Saturday 4 January 2014 5:25

You must peel very bad... (I'm so sorry I have to)

Comments

MedChew 19

Saturday 4 January 2014 11:26

That's nothing Try living with a fear of balloons. Parties are always very awkward and nerve wrecking for me.

lowshadows 21

Saturday 4 January 2014 11:40

oh you're virgin for sure lol.

uniannonymous 5

Saturday 4 January 2014 11:44

Omg I thought I was the only one. I hate bananas.

Cass_x 22

Saturday 4 January 2014 11:53

i'm afraid of clowns. so I believe that you can be afraid of bananas.. fyl

middlesister04 5

Saturday 4 January 2014 11:55

How did you develop a banana phobia? I've heard of a clown phobia, but a banana phobia? Do you run for your life when you see a banana like they do on The Maury Povich Show??

Muttley9 13

Saturday 4 January 2014 12:07

I am sorry for you; I have no real food phobias, which is why I look the way I do. :) However, I am fearful of snakes and frogs... so we all have our weak spots with something.

hamzor 5

Saturday 4 January 2014 12:13

Do you know the Banana song by tthe minions? I guess that's your least favourite song then?

Epikouros 31

Saturday 4 January 2014 12:17

So you'll be glad you didn't have my childhood nightmare about banana snakes!

wanderluststars 7

Saturday 4 January 2014 13:09

This just reminds me if the courage the cowardly dog episode where they all go into the future to see it run by bananas. Anyway, sorry OP that your fear isn't one you can really avoid because of trips to the supermarket and other people probably have them In their houses too. Try some therapy or council ing if it's that bad (: good luck too uou

davincidasecond 24

Saturday 4 January 2014 15:20

I've heard of weirder things, actually. Like my cousin having a panic attack when I accidentally got mayo on him. We literally had to get him to the hospital because he was hyperventilating like crazy.