By Elisa_LmR - 03/01/2014 23:28 - France

Today, like every other day for many years, I have a phobia of bananas. This evening, the phobia came to a head when I had a nightmare in which I was stabbed to death by a gang of walking bananas. FML
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Same thing different taste

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rockne93 17

Orange you glad you aren't afraid of bananas, guys?

You must peel very bad... (I'm so sorry I have to)

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MedChew 19

That's nothing Try living with a fear of balloons. Parties are always very awkward and nerve wrecking for me.

Omg I thought I was the only one. I hate bananas.

i'm afraid of clowns. so I believe that you can be afraid of bananas.. fyl

How did you develop a banana phobia? I've heard of a clown phobia, but a banana phobia? Do you run for your life when you see a banana like they do on The Maury Povich Show??

I am sorry for you; I have no real food phobias, which is why I look the way I do. :) However, I am fearful of snakes and frogs... so we all have our weak spots with something.

Do you know the Banana song by tthe minions? I guess that's your least favourite song then?

Epikouros 31

So you'll be glad you didn't have my childhood nightmare about banana snakes!

wanderluststars 7

This just reminds me if the courage the cowardly dog episode where they all go into the future to see it run by bananas. Anyway, sorry OP that your fear isn't one you can really avoid because of trips to the supermarket and other people probably have them In their houses too. Try some therapy or council ing if it's that bad (: good luck too uou

I've heard of weirder things, actually. Like my cousin having a panic attack when I accidentally got mayo on him. We literally had to get him to the hospital because he was hyperventilating like crazy.