By Elisa_LmR - 03/01/2014 23:28 - France

Today, like every other day for many years, I have a phobia of bananas. This evening, the phobia came to a head when I had a nightmare in which I was stabbed to death by a gang of walking bananas. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 548
You deserved it 8 630

Same thing different taste

Top comments

rockne93 17

Orange you glad you aren't afraid of bananas, guys?

You must peel very bad... (I'm so sorry I have to)

Comments

This is quite unusual, but I'm sure somewhere out there someone's dreaming of getting shot by an apple.

Wtf! U must be psycho! That's rediculous

Huh... I thought bananas came in bunches…

Link/DD 13

I couldn't help not laughing at this. But I'm sorry I have many weird nightmares

Phobia of bananas-- What would Freud say?

perdix 29

#51, that the OP really has a fear of penises. It's not really an unreasonable fear; those things cause a lot of trouble, both for their owners and everyone else!

Tell me about it! Who wants a bunch of Chiquitas!?

kingvssj0 9

He was stabbed with bananas aldo

hey nightmares are are stupid and mostly out of your control. I have sleep terror, I would know.

pwnman 33

Don't make bananas make you bananas, OP. Get a knife and stab every banana approaches to you!