By Elisa_LmR - 03/01/2014 23:28 - France

Today, like every other day for many years, I have a phobia of bananas. This evening, the phobia came to a head when I had a nightmare in which I was stabbed to death by a gang of walking bananas. FML
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rockne93 17

Orange you glad you aren't afraid of bananas, guys?

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WFFLPWND 10

You must peel very bad... (I'm so sorry I have to)

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ilovefall10 21

As silly as this phobia sounds, I can really believe someone could be afraid of bananas. I know that because I have a phobia of popsickles. Not even joking.

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buckdharma 37

Especially them ScrewBalls. You lick all the way down and find two balls. That's just not right, you know?

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notapotato 12

Bananas be like,(You bout to get peeled muthafucka).

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1947Chevy 17

I know how you feel I don't have a problem with bananas but I do have an irrational fear of stickers. It sucks when a phobia reaches that point that it even bothers you in your sleep.

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srbuckley322 10

I'm assuming you aren't a big fan of Doctor When, then

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animalxcrackers 20

Knife or banana, Knife or banana, Knife or banana, WHICH WILL YOU CHOOSE?

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ZY1431 24

or a knife shaped like a banana

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AznSoda 11

I'm experiencing flashbacks of an episode on the Suite Life on Deck.

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W_Surgenor 7

I had the same dream but with zuchinni's.

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worldclassrager 39

Well the banana's in pajamas but be your worst nightmare...

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