By Elisa_LmR - 03/01/2014 23:28 - France

Today, like every other day for many years, I have a phobia of bananas. This evening, the phobia came to a head when I had a nightmare in which I was stabbed to death by a gang of walking bananas. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 548
You deserved it 8 630

Same thing different taste

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rockne93 17

Orange you glad you aren't afraid of bananas, guys?

You must peel very bad... (I'm so sorry I have to)

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As silly as this phobia sounds, I can really believe someone could be afraid of bananas. I know that because I have a phobia of popsickles. Not even joking.

Especially them ScrewBalls. You lick all the way down and find two balls. That's just not right, you know?

notapotato 12

Bananas be like,(You bout to get peeled muthafucka).

I know how you feel I don't have a problem with bananas but I do have an irrational fear of stickers. It sucks when a phobia reaches that point that it even bothers you in your sleep.

I'm assuming you aren't a big fan of Doctor When, then

Knife or banana, Knife or banana, Knife or banana, WHICH WILL YOU CHOOSE?

ZY1431 24

or a knife shaped like a banana

I'm experiencing flashbacks of an episode on the Suite Life on Deck.

I had the same dream but with zuchinni's.

Well the banana's in pajamas but be your worst nightmare...