Money: Today, marks the two weeks since my paycheck should have arrived....

By Anonymous - 08/12/2011 18:14 - United States

Today, marks the two weeks since my paycheck should have arrived. During these two weeks, my battery has failed, tire has blown, and my phone and water bill have become past due. When I called the guy who's supposed to pay me, he said he has a note about it "somewhere on my desk". FML

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Thursday 8 December 2011 22:34

Go take a shit on his desk then tell him you left him a note on his desk.

wals2537 1

Thursday 8 December 2011 22:33

This is why we can't have nice things...

Comments

perdix 29

Thursday 8 December 2011 22:59

You're too meek to conduct business by yourself. You need to hire a pimp to slap that money out of your deadbeat john. Even if you are not literally a *****, those of us who work for others essentially are.

TheDrifter 23

Friday 9 December 2011 6:12

But not telling them that is for the best. That was an awkward lawsuit.

amishfury 9

Thursday 8 December 2011 23:04

do what a friend of mine did when his employer was giving him the run around on his paycheck ... bring the police in

rick10255 3

Thursday 8 December 2011 23:05

Ha! That sucks

pointless07 1

Thursday 8 December 2011 23:09

YDI for not having a backup plan an living paycheck to paycheck. Kids these days...

farhil 14

Thursday 8 December 2011 23:39

Dumbass. You obviously don't realize that living paycheck to paycheck is a bad thing, do you? Anf do you know how often many people get their paycheck? Every two weeks. So for this guy to still be able to feed himself, I'd say it's pretty impressive.