Intimacy: Today, me and my boyfriend had some crazy rough sex. In the process...

By Noname - 10/03/2009 18:52 - United States

Today, me and my boyfriend had some crazy rough sex. In the process I ended up with huge bruises and bite marks all over my neck and chest. I'm giving a speech on domestic violence today. FML

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By Username - 22/02/2010 05:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2019 04:00 - United States - New York

Today, I had to explain to my mom that the bruises I have all over my body are not due to abuse, but because I'm into really rough sex. FML

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Cool move, dude

By Anonymous - 09/12/2010 09:47 - France

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to pick me up and throw me on the bed. I rolled off and broke my collarbone. FML

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That escalated quickly

By marrying this man - 10/10/2023 07:30

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2012 20:54 - Czech Republic - Ceska

Today, while making love to my wife, I felt adventurous and told her to hit me. She didn't so much as hesitate before savagely slapping me with her ring hand. Now I'm back home from the hospital, with stitches closing up a huge gash on my cheek. FML

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By shenmas - 08/07/2018 19:00

Today, while I was out walking with my girlfriend, I got beaten up and called an "abuser" by a gang of women who noticed bruises on my girlfriend's arms and legs. The bruises are from her karate class. FML

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By neckcrack - 07/09/2010 10:18 - Australia

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. I got a little too enthusiastic during it, and wound up cracking my neck loudly, and had to stop while the pain settled down. FML

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A for effort

By NotsexyEnough - 23/11/2009 03:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to be sexy and take off my clothes with his teeth. He ended up biting my leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2010 22:00 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML

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stephfml 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 23:56

Wear a turtleneck

TEAZO 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 23:57

shouldn't of had rough sex before your speech XD

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LittleMissMack 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 0:24

Tell them you walked into a door... it's what all the cool people are doing. =) And #14 - no it is not rape. Some people like it rough.

generalsmith 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 0:26

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

mac_fml 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 0:27

TALK ABOUT PROPS! you could use that in your presentation! also, it seems that scarved are also in right now

maconmann 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 0:29

IM GOING TO SLAP 9/23 IN THE FACE!

LittleMissMack 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 0:30

Dear #23- I've had premarital sex. God and Jesus still love me. My boyfriend and I still go to church together every Sunday, with my dad. Oh, and aren't you being a bit hypocritical? Who are you to judge? Are you in any position of authority? Are you their mother/father/guardian? Are you God/Allah/Jesus? Looooooove, LMM (ps) Kudos #26

kpond 0

Friday 30 September 2011 6:32

What did 26 even say

generalsmith 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 0:30

im just playin 26.

MCart_fml 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 0:31

I'd bring him with you and show off how much damage you did... the last time I had rough sex with a girl she did ten times the damage to me that I did to her. To be fair, before we started she asked me "are you SURE you want it rough?" I said yes and got exactly what I deserved ;)

fermata 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 0:31

I probably wouldn't talk about where the bruises came from. Abuse and DV can leave quite traumatic marks on ppl. As such, they may not take your nonchalant mentioning of "rough sex" so well. Turtlenecks work well. Try foundation and concealer also. If you still can't conceal them, just don't say anything. You could have fallen off a tree for all they know.

generalsmith 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 0:32

dear 27. im sorry you are an idiot. do you really think i would have an account on this site or even have found it if i was the type of person to go around judging people. stupid....

LittleMissMack 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 0:34

Dear #31- Some people who are crazy/psycho/judgmental religious folks do have accounts on sites such as these, just to post their obnoxious rubbish. My bad, I'm just super defensive. Loooooove, LMM