Intimacy: Today, me and my boyfriend had some crazy rough sex. In the process...

By Noname - 10/03/2009 18:52 - United States

Today, me and my boyfriend had some crazy rough sex. In the process I ended up with huge bruises and bite marks all over my neck and chest. I'm giving a speech on domestic violence today. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2010 09:47 - France

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By neckcrack - 07/09/2010 10:18 - Australia

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. I got a little too enthusiastic during it, and wound up cracking my neck loudly, and had to stop while the pain settled down. FML

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By NotsexyEnough - 23/11/2009 03:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to be sexy and take off my clothes with his teeth. He ended up biting my leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2010 22:00 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML

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stephfml 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 23:56

Wear a turtleneck

TEAZO 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 23:57

shouldn't of had rough sex before your speech XD

Comments

Danny_Shakes 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 0:06

What is with all these God Freaks lately? Do not judge people, if you wanted to judge someone I would gladly come to your Church sleep with your sisters, premartially of course. This would be followed by a lovely drug charged orgy. Praise Jesus.

Geicogecko 2

Tuesday 30 March 2010 6:41

you have no friends... no one likes you.... shut up

TheBitchOfChuckN 7

Sunday 7 August 2011 23:50

.........What.........?

bryannab1 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 4:47

Um....... What are you talking about?

kpond 0

Friday 30 September 2011 6:30

Well that was uneccesary...

Kazze 31

Thursday 30 October 2014 15:42

Meth. Not even once.

Kingrayer 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 0:07

wow thats prefect, if you dont have a turtle neck you could always do cover up or call out :/

hayleyjames 0

Friday 28 May 2010 15:21

wear a scarf even if it's summer where a lite one

zumazuma 0

Friday 22 July 2011 19:14

and call it the new style :)

ddrfunkmaster 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 0:08

isn't that called rape

Kennzz 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 4:35

rape is if they say no dumbass

Sweej 1

Thursday 25 August 2011 15:50

Actually, technically it is rape already... It isn't rape if the girl CONSENTS, meaning she physically writes it down... Or she could sue for rape. Although no one does this, it is still the factual meaning.

may_cause_fail 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 0:08

Hahaha. Great job! :D Tell them you wanted to make a point?

maconmann 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 0:11

lol 9 is a little bitch. It's fine if your religious and have religious values but that doesnt mean you have to push them on others.

patrickhb 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 0:16

Tell 'em it's not abuse; if need be, tell them what actually happened. Why not. It's not a crime, it's your choice. If they seem shocked, screw them. Metaphorically.

surferhottie23 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 0:18

oh they went Chris Brown in each other

patrickhb 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 0:18

What did #9 say? I didn't see it before it was moderated.

Jazar2054 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 0:20

That must have been...um... a crazy crazy night and can you say OUCH?

liquidpaper 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 0:24

So during your speech, the audience sees a person speaking about domestic violence, who was possibly a victim of domestic violence herself. Might as well make it work.