Kids: Today, my 10-year-old son told my 5-year-old daughter that we're...

By Anonymous - 31/07/2013 23:19 - United Kingdom - Falkirk

Today, my 10-year-old son told my 5-year-old daughter that we're a ghost family, and told her to run through our glass door to see for herself. She believed it, ran straight into the door, and ended up having to be taken to hospital. FML

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By tsakashvili - 26/05/2009 04:38 - United States

Today, I decided to scare my 10 year old sister for fun. I hid behind a door and leapt out, shouting "Boo!" when she walked by. She burst into tears and ran screaming to my mom. My mom thought I'd hit my sister, and was so angry that she punched me in the eye. FML

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By burned - 03/02/2015 20:45

Today, I found out that my 4-year-old son is truly convinced that I am a ghost. He also thinks that I died from burning, "because of your face". FML

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Supernatural

By rongo12 - 11/05/2012 21:41

Today, I was heading to the bathroom when I clearly saw a little boy walking into my bedroom. My wife and I live alone, and I screamed at the top of my lungs, thinking he was a ghost. Turns out my wife collected him from school for a friend, and I just didn't hear them arrive. FML

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Sussy Baka

By boymom - 04/08/2021 15:59

Today, my son broke his arm roughhousing with his brother on a bunk bed. While at the ER, he thought it would be funny to tell a different story to each doctor and nurse, forcing me to speak over him. They found this behavior "suspicious" and reported us to child services. FML

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By ohdang - 12/08/2009 06:20 - United States

Today, whilst babysitting, I broke a glass. I explained to the kid that it was very important not to walk barefoot around where it had happened, because of the tiny bits of glass. He jumped back, scared, and while doing so tripped. I rushed to help him and ran through the broken glass. Barefoot. FML

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By Marjorie - 13/07/2012 17:08 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I'm sitting in the ER with my eight-year-old son. He broke his arm after jumping out through the second story window. He was too impatient to walk to the ice cream van pulling up outside. FML

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Open door policy

By Luke Sparacio - 24/11/2023 00:00

Today, while we were exploring a building, my dad and I somehow got separated. After about 30 seconds, I found him on the other side of a door, so I went to go through what I thought was a door. Instead, I smashed my head on a windowpane and collapsed to the floor in pain in front of 5 people. FML

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By Nightmare - 15/01/2013 14:41

Today, my teenage son taught my five-year-old daughter how to fake her own death. I walked into the kitchen today to find her lying still on the floor, covered in ketchup. She laughed when I began to scream. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2009 04:30 - United States

Today, I went upstairs to scold my boys for running in the house because someone could get hurt. As I turned around to come back downstairs I tripped and fell all the way down to the landing at the bottom. I could hear them laughing in their rooms. FML

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By ahhhhhhh - 30/07/2019 14:00

Today, my daughter was acting strange. When she wasn’t muttering in some strange language, she was talking about invisible people coming to get me. Terrified, I called my boyfriend. Turns out he taught her that as a prank. He knows I’m afraid of anything supernatural. FML

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JoeGrant 12

Thursday 1 August 2013 5:32

More like **** her life...I mean for god sake she ran into a glass door!

KBurns207 17

Thursday 1 August 2013 5:32

Lol good old fashioned brotherly love. And at only 10 years old the escapades have only just begun. That's funny but I hope your daughter is ok!

Comments

AllyBrianne 10

Thursday 1 August 2013 5:39

This has so happened to me except my dad did this XD

michaela29001 8

Thursday 1 August 2013 5:39

XD poor kid

damondou23 8

Thursday 1 August 2013 19:09

what does XD mean?

kee_breezy32 34

Thursday 1 August 2013 20:09

#109, XD is a smiley face.

fmfall 7

Thursday 1 August 2013 5:39

seems like someone's been watching Harry Potter!

flashback.miss 28

Thursday 1 August 2013 5:39

They're baaaackk!

kxxjoejoexxk 8

Thursday 1 August 2013 9:47

This.... It doesnt... No just no

ShadowWolfoxImp 18

Thursday 1 August 2013 5:40

Dang... O_O Teach that little girl to not believe the stuff her big brother says. I hope the little girl gets better fast!

ocampo 6

Thursday 1 August 2013 5:45

well at least you know you guys aren't a ghost family

Furytalon 14

Thursday 1 August 2013 5:45

No offense but your kid is an ass, luckily he'll grow out of it.

kaitieloo 22

Thursday 1 August 2013 7:38

Not necessarily. I know a lot of assholes who didn't grow out of it, unfortunately.

SolarFlare 20

Thursday 1 August 2013 15:13

Or he's gonna ask people for a knife... in a forest..

timakinz 21

Friday 2 August 2013 6:27

He's an ass for acting like his age? More like the 5 year old is a retard running into doors.

DocBastard 38

Thursday 1 August 2013 5:46

You know, if you look up "gullible" in the dictionary, your daughter's picture will be there. And if you look up "asshole", your son's will be there.

LifeOfAnRN 18

Thursday 1 August 2013 11:32

She's not gullible, she's FIVE!

MidnaLink 33

Thursday 1 August 2013 5:47

Oh, for **** sake. Did she actually smash it or just hit it REALLY hard?

cottoncandymango 17

Thursday 1 August 2013 5:51

**** your daughter's life. Poor thing. Now she'll live the rest of her life having trust issues with her brother.

rosenkrieger223 21

Thursday 1 August 2013 9:49

What the hell kind of school did you go to?!

bandeek 30

Thursday 1 August 2013 14:38

One time i watched a kid snort something in the back of a classroom. Later, i dated and had a child with him. I forgot about the snorting thing until just now.