Kids: Today, my 14-year-old son was terrified of going into the water...

By anonymous - 14/08/2011 01:17 - United States

Today, my 14-year-old son was terrified of going into the water near our house, because he was scared of having his leg bitten off by a shark. We live by a lake. I tried explaining why it couldn't happen, but he just cowered behind a beach towel. FML

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Today, I was swimming in the ocean, not too far off shore. I had asked my mom to come in, but she was afraid of the water because fish had nipped at her toes or something back in the day. I told her there was nothing to fear. I ended up getting stung in the balls by a Jelly fish. FML

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By Brie - 29/05/2011 18:22 - United States

Today, against my wishes, my family and I went swimming with sharks. While in the shark cage, a shark got within a few feet of us. My cowardly bowels objected and caused me to shit myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 11:49 - Malaysia

Today, my family and I went to a beach where you could swim with dolphins. I was a little scared to swim with them so the trainers had a 5 minute chat to me about how they were harmless creatures. Once I got in, the dolphin attacked me and bit me. FML

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By StungAlot - 12/06/2019 06:18

Today, I got stung by jellyfish. As I writhed in pain on the beach, my dad comes up and asks me to be quiet, that I'm embarrassing him. He also mentioned that jellyfish were out today and that I should be careful. Thanks, dad. FML

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By StungAlot - 19/06/2012 10:32 - United States

Today, I got stung by jellyfish. As I was writhing in pain on the beach, my dad comes up and asks me to be quiet and that I'm embarrassing him. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2013 20:27 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to the pool with my son. One moment I'm sitting down, applying sunscreen to my legs, and the next I look up to see him squatting on the diving board, seconds before dropping a deuce into the pool. As we got kicked out, he screamed that it was my fault. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2024 14:00 - United States - Salem

Today, I was working my lifeguard job when I had to remind a 17 year-old boy that water is clear and that I could see him pulling his trunks down to moon his friends. Kind of want to drown myself now. FML

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By Cantswim - 20/05/2009 15:45 - United States

Today, I had to go take swimming lessons because my mom has a fear I'll drown and I'm totally afraid of swimming anyway and never get anywhere near water. My instructor? A high school classmate of mine. My fellow swimming classmates? 5 and 6 year old kids. FML

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By wayne - 07/12/2011 10:28 - New Zealand

Today, I overcame my fear of swimming in lakes and went for a swim. I got bitten by an eel. FML

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F0xyTurtle 8

Sunday 14 August 2011 8:49

Lake Sharks!

block1 2

Sunday 14 August 2011 8:52

Just throw him in

Comments

AirForce48 2

Sunday 14 August 2011 11:58

Bull sharks can swim in saltwater and freshwater so he's not as dumb as you think but seriously the chances are pretty low so suck it up and jump in.

ottotrot 4

Sunday 14 August 2011 12:06

Tell him you're overjoyed at getting the little girl you have always wanted. Then suggest shopping for Barbies. He'll be swimming like a mermaid in no time.

heyred 11

Sunday 14 August 2011 12:20

You'll feel terrible when he eventually goes in and has his leg bitten off by an alligator ...

roxysoxy 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 12:23

fish turds with fangs....

Pixxio_O 11

Sunday 14 August 2011 12:25

I love lake sharks :D

Hi_I_am_Q 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 12:56

Nana... NanaNana... DuhDuhDuhDuhDuhDuhDuh...

Reese899 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 13:00

Apparently you are the dumb **** in this situation, because some species of sharks can indeed live in rivers and lakes. Besides, there are other dangers. Alligators and snakes are possible threats.