Kids: Today, my 14-year-old son was terrified of going into the water...

By anonymous - 14/08/2011 01:17 - United States

Today, my 14-year-old son was terrified of going into the water near our house, because he was scared of having his leg bitten off by a shark. We live by a lake. I tried explaining why it couldn't happen, but he just cowered behind a beach towel. FML

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By The_HML - 24/03/2009 02:48 - United States

Today, I was swimming in the ocean, not too far off shore. I had asked my mom to come in, but she was afraid of the water because fish had nipped at her toes or something back in the day. I told her there was nothing to fear. I ended up getting stung in the balls by a Jelly fish. FML

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By Ungrateful brat - 06/06/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, at the beach, my son was screaming and crying because the sand was burning his feet. I told him to put on his sandals. He got mad and threw them in the ocean, then started crying harder when he realized they were gone. He's now hiding under the bed in the condo and is refusing to come out. FML

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By Brie - 29/05/2011 18:22 - United States

Today, against my wishes, my family and I went swimming with sharks. While in the shark cage, a shark got within a few feet of us. My cowardly bowels objected and caused me to shit myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 11:49 - Malaysia

Today, my family and I went to a beach where you could swim with dolphins. I was a little scared to swim with them so the trainers had a 5 minute chat to me about how they were harmless creatures. Once I got in, the dolphin attacked me and bit me. FML

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By StungAlot - 12/06/2019 06:18

Today, I got stung by jellyfish. As I writhed in pain on the beach, my dad comes up and asks me to be quiet, that I'm embarrassing him. He also mentioned that jellyfish were out today and that I should be careful. Thanks, dad. FML

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By StungAlot - 19/06/2012 10:32 - United States

Today, I got stung by jellyfish. As I was writhing in pain on the beach, my dad comes up and asks me to be quiet and that I'm embarrassing him. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2013 20:27 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to the pool with my son. One moment I'm sitting down, applying sunscreen to my legs, and the next I look up to see him squatting on the diving board, seconds before dropping a deuce into the pool. As we got kicked out, he screamed that it was my fault. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2024 14:00 - United States - Salem

Today, I was working my lifeguard job when I had to remind a 17 year-old boy that water is clear and that I could see him pulling his trunks down to moon his friends. Kind of want to drown myself now. FML

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By Cantswim - 20/05/2009 15:45 - United States

Today, I had to go take swimming lessons because my mom has a fear I'll drown and I'm totally afraid of swimming anyway and never get anywhere near water. My instructor? A high school classmate of mine. My fellow swimming classmates? 5 and 6 year old kids. FML

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By wayne - 07/12/2011 10:28 - New Zealand

Today, I overcame my fear of swimming in lakes and went for a swim. I got bitten by an eel. FML

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Sunday 14 August 2011 8:49

Lake Sharks!

block1 2

Sunday 14 August 2011 8:52

Just throw him in

Comments

Tapia23 4

Sunday 14 August 2011 10:42

Bull sharks are known for swimming in oceans, lakes, and rivers and have attacked people in shallow waters

candypants86 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 10:53

Tell him knowledge is power and he should learn all about sharks. Then he'll know not to be afraid.

whiterabbit420 4

Sunday 14 August 2011 15:14

That backfired in my case. I started learning about their multiple rows of theeth, How well they could smell blood and the fact that I can never ever swim faster than or overpower one.. You should be afraid of sharks. Granted I know I'm very afraid and the oceans are usually fairly safe I'd rather not risk it

julz0125 5

Sunday 14 August 2011 10:55

He should be more scared of contracting a deadly amoeba in the lake than with a shark bite....

julz0125 5

Sunday 14 August 2011 10:59

That's a movie coming out I wanna see it

killercole85 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 11:13

To much shark week?

iloveporeotics 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 11:21

There r possibilities of shark attacks in lakes...the Bull Shark is able to go into fresh and salt water...just a notice...

fatass_ninja 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 11:34

not to be harsh, but he needs to grow a pair... or read a book

chasin_butterfli 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 11:38

Whatever you do, don't tell him about alligators!

badactor009 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 11:46

Well, usually I only eat babies... but in his case, I might make an exception. It has been my experience that especially stupid people taste great. Bet you didn't know that, didja?