By AML - 31/10/2013 14:30 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my 19-year-old, long-distance boyfriend told me he wouldn't be able to text me all day because it's too hard to type while in his Spider-Man suit. It's non-negotiable. FML
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Welshite 39

You should feel honored to have a superhero for a boyfriend.

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Apretendbiscuit 12

Is this an FML because you don't have a spider-man suit?

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ouch_963 4

My long-distance BF has non text days for video games. Let him have some fun. He'll love you all the more for it OP.

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Sweetpea22 14

My long distance BF is a hard core gamer too, and he doesn't call every day because of it. God forbid OP's boyfriend doesn't text because he's busy.

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perdix 29

You should find a local guy whose fingers always work. If you're lucky, he'll demonstrate that with something other than texting, if you know what I mean;)

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kurodansei 16

or Pointing! (out how good you look every time you do something new with your hair or wardrobe )

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KimmyCupZ 21

That's what you get when you date a super hero, OP ^^,

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mackdeezy 22

Hey im on his side, and at least it isnt a Wolverine suit, that would REALLY make it difficult.

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sammyjanette 17

You're freaking out about your partner not being able to text you for ONE day? I understand that you're long-distance, so communication is super important, but that's bordering on clingy.

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luckylucas26 9

With great power, comes great responsibility, duh!!

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buckdharma 37

So, Did Peter Parker pick a text of pickled letters?

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mannatee 19

Really? It's holloween and you're complaining because your boyfriend can't text you in his Spider-Man costume. Really

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