By AML - 31/10/2013 14:30 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my 19-year-old, long-distance boyfriend told me he wouldn't be able to text me all day because it's too hard to type while in his Spider-Man suit. It's non-negotiable. FML
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Welshite 39

You should feel honored to have a superhero for a boyfriend.

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Apretendbiscuit 12

Is this an FML because you don't have a spider-man suit?

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JMichael 25

Hey! He's a busy man! Fighting the Green Goblin and all.

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JVIarijke 24

Listen to yourself, you're whining because your boyfriend won't text you for one day. That's super needy.

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Sweetpea22 14

I hate whiners like OP. My BF and I are in a long distance relationship and I know when he isn't busy he will call me or text me.

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fuzz97 23

oh no! one whole day without texting! whatever shall we do??

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Iguanadon 14

What's the problem here? He's a keeper.

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mosquito19 14

i don't see how you can text while you're inside mary jane

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JhovannyA 7

Trust me. It isn't easy. Lol happy Halloween OP lol

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Sweetpea22 14

God forbid he doesn't text you for a day. I have a feeling you're one of those people who is glued to their phone and uses it even when going out to a fancy dinner.

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Robo_Wonder 2

You're right! This is completely unreasonable! It's not like it's a national holiday during which people are encouraged to wear costumes all day! Oh wait.

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