By AML - 31/10/2013 14:30 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my 19-year-old, long-distance boyfriend told me he wouldn't be able to text me all day because it's too hard to type while in his Spider-Man suit. It's non-negotiable. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 275
You deserved it 15 328

Same thing different taste

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You should feel honored to have a superhero for a boyfriend.

Is this an FML because you don't have a spider-man suit?

Comments

It's Halloween stop being a clingy bell-end

"I'm going to try to make you jealous because I'm too insecure to go a night without talking to you while we're both supposed to be out having our own fun." Seems reasonable.

Darkreign333 23

Hey OP, I know what you're going through. I went through the same. No friends, lived alone, only class and back to my apartment. But you need to find time for yourself and give him some time to himself. No matter how much two people like each other, spending every moment together will make both of you sick of each other. Yes, I know this from experience, so please try :) you'll savor the time you're together more than if you spend every waking second on him. Best to you both and may be happy truly together someday.

I think you should respect that :D sucks though he can't just manage to text you a couple times though. Or call!

yesrod 4

Texting isn't that important. And he's Spider-Man.

Your boyfriend should make an fml about having a girlfriend so needy that she doesn't understand that it's a little difficult to type while in costume.... On Halloween.

Alaynathelion 5
joeyl2008 29

I honestly don't see the big deal it's one day and I don't see why the op said her boyfriends age, plenty of people hia age and even older still dress up

Your desperate neediness should always remain sequestered at a long distance.