By myself - 20/09/2012 07:00 - United States - Seaside

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Today, my 2-year-old told me he found a new finger puppet. It was a used condom. FML
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ManInTheMachine 19

If it's yours, I think you should be more ashamed of the fact that your condom can fit on a 2 year old's finger. If it's your husbands, then, well. . .

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Nabee143 3

Yea I'm going to say YDI for the simple fact you shouldn't leave used condoms just laying around. Disgusting!

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perdix 29

Looks like he's getting ready to give prostate exams.

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Kyle225 3

At least he didnt chew on it... I hope..

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emeraldisle 30

Dispose of your rubbish the proper way next time. YDI

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jvmb 0

Looks like you're going to have to give him "the talk"

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immaMonsta 8

2 is a little early to be giving her son "the talk".

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PlaidPanda 9

Seriously guys I'm assuming the original commenter is joking. come on now.

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leeburns 5

At least he didn't think it was yogurt tube or freeze and eat it

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Dracoboxer357 35

If your 2 year old found your used condom, can I assume you aren't throwing these things away properly? ;( Ick. (Assuming again it's yours. If not, how is this child getting a hold of used condoms anyhow?) ;P Poor kid, FHL. :p

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foshizzle82 7

Agreed. Poor kid is right. Poor parenting too. What a disgrace.

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jackii1313 9

You could say that He met some of what would of been his siblings!...

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KaelaKhaotic 5

And you have a used condom laying around, why..?

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mario2012 18

Oh I don't know. Maybe because the husband. And wife took it off and got it on? Just throwing that out there.

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KaelaKhaotic 5

But the 2 year old shouldn't have gotten to it. As you said, OP deserves it for not disposing it properly.

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outoftown 26

OP didn't say where the condom was found. Have you never seen one outside?

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olpally 32

....thank god he doesn't know what it is... Have some dignity op and clean up after yourself, especially after sex... Jeez

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