By theregoesmyspermcount - 02/08/2009 22:45 - United States

Today, my 250 lb ex-Marine dad announced he was going to start randomly punching me in the crotch, without warning, to "improve my reflexes." FML
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redbluegreen 40

I'd suggest you invest in a giant human bubble. Or a cup.

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cyxx 0

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Oh hell, have fun with that...

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voodootrucker 0

how do you know how much your dad weights

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thepunisher_fml 0

dude just wear a cup, at least it wont hurt as much without it

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chowyuk 0

What's the difference between former and ex? How bout retired and discharged?

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pita2423 10

a former marine is somebody who has been honorably discharged or retired ex is dis honorably discharged those guys dont usually brag about being discharged like that. and thus their is no such thing as an ex marine.

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kaelendra 0

a - get a cup for the small help it'd give. b - report it... cops/child welfare. c - tell his military buddies he likes to go round touching guys in the crotch.

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mubaki 18

for some reason when I first read this I assumed it was posted by a girl. I suppose this is better

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rvbfan101 0

Bwahaha! It's the marine version of Dan McNinja I swear! I(L) your dad...but kinda feel bad for the crotch punches. Kind of.

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Shane375 0

Hahahahahahahahahahaha rofl... Literally. But really that sucks *snicker*

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