By Anonymous - 04/02/2011 05:42 - United States

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Today, my 400 pound roommate brought home a 400 pound guy. Now there's 800 pounds of sex going on in the next room, and it sounds like the invasion of Normandy in there. FML
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Mallorydomio 0

Hahaha fatties need love too

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realsdmf 4

Fatty sex is the best sex. Also, they were currently having more sexy time than you.

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C_l_M_32710 0

not only fun, could u imagine the adventure and creativity they needed to find where they had to get to? lol

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TheDrifter 23

Just make sure the gunfire noises you're hearing is her bedframe cracking and not the floor joists buckling and you'll be fine.

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bflakes 1

if it was Normandy then that means they were shooting guns and making explosions…kinky

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TKello 6

Hey now, good for them!! Jeez, I don't think it would be an FML if it was your roommate posting, "Today, my 170 pound roommate bought over a 120 pound girl to have sex with. It's so quiet I can't hear a thing. FML" Instead we would be calling that OP a creeper...so I'm going to call you a creeper. If it bothers you so much, just go out somewhere. Be glad for your roommate and don't be mean.

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florenzfang 0

hahaha funny metaphor....hope u hold on !!

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firemanrob 0

I am honestly lost for words lol Thats just wow fyl op

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ilyjb4eva 0

get some! jk i mean get a hell of alot! lmao-

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Marleerae 0

Sounds like a dangerous situation!! :/

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Inhumanfrost 0

I can't even fathom that thought. All I get is the image of two wrecking balls smashing together.

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james3458 3

I love how people are calling him a creeper for listening in. he probably had no choice, how do you avoid hearing that? and the dude probably was trying to get some sleep. I'm not leaving my house just because my fat roommate has to get some. seriously that's terrible, the sheer mechanics of it are mind boggling lol

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icanhazlawlz 0

dont you mean...mind BOTTLING? XD

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