By Anonymous - 04/02/2011 05:42 - United States

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Today, my 400 pound roommate brought home a 400 pound guy. Now there's 800 pounds of sex going on in the next room, and it sounds like the invasion of Normandy in there. FML
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Mallorydomio 0

Hahaha fatties need love too

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realsdmf 4

Fatty sex is the best sex. Also, they were currently having more sexy time than you.

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docscientist 9

Sounds like you're just pissed off you're not getting laid. YDI.

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zargon 1

Whoa! You were at the invasion of Normandy and your memory must still be pretty sharp, so you could be telling us awesome stories about WWII and *instead* your telling us this? **** *our* lives, man.

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spursfan2144 0

go get you some of that 800 lbs of loving!!!

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Shinygirlnz 1

OP sounds jealous, when was the last time you got some? How about instead of sitting there listening in and writing to FML like a creep you go out and see a movie or get a drink with friends?

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RedPillSucks 31

Egads, they were both wearing the same thong?! That's nasty.

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Aerious 0

Oh my god I got the worst mental image :|

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Monstee 2

Germans having sex :)

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EngineerJane 0

I'm going to guess since the OP is male that his roommate is male. 800 pounds of Guy on Guy. Sweet mother almighty

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braunwynn 5

you read into it the same way i did. i was like "duudeee the pitcher must have one huge **** to get find the butthole of a 400lb man"

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FlonkertonChamp 6

why does his roommate have to be male? i know plenty of male/female roommates

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