By Anonymous - 04/02/2011 05:42 - United States

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Today, my 400 pound roommate brought home a 400 pound guy. Now there's 800 pounds of sex going on in the next room, and it sounds like the invasion of Normandy in there. FML
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Mallorydomio 0

Hahaha fatties need love too

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realsdmf 4

Fatty sex is the best sex. Also, they were currently having more sexy time than you.

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brainstew0 0

So was it anything like that Family Guy scene where a fat Lois is getting it on with Peter???Huh? Huh? Hahaha!

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klong91 7

Don't be jealous just because they didn't invite you to join.

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tokugawasan 0

loved the way you said "sounds like the invasion of Normandy" I literally laughed my ass off!!!!

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Kittenfluff 2

Alright, usually I'm not all grammar-nazi-ish, but I highly doubt you literally laughed your ass off. If that were the case, your ass would be thoroughly detached from your body as a result of laughing. Literally implies it actually happened. But I'll agree the wording was incredibly awesome. :3

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hotair10 9

haha Normandy..... grammar-NAZI...... never mind

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hoghunter 1

that's what I was wondering how do they get around the mountain of fat in between them. do they use extenders?

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bumgum1 0

probably not... I'm pretty sure they did it on the floor, the bed would have broke under that much weight... it probably bends every night from the owner 0.o

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JokersChild310 0

wow jealous much? stop worrying about their weight and go get some urself, or is it your shallowness and judgemental attitude the reason you're alone?

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ROFLBERRYPIE 0

F the bed's life!

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