Intimacy: Today, my 400 pound roommate brought home a 400 pound guy. Now...

By Anonymous - 04/02/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, my 400 pound roommate brought home a 400 pound guy. Now there's 800 pounds of sex going on in the next room, and it sounds like the invasion of Normandy in there. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2009 20:34 - Canada

Today, my roommate's boyfriend moved in. I'm in love with him. Now I get to live with the happy couple. FML

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By xXfloatingshitlogXx - 03/11/2012 16:04 - Norway - Jessheim

Today, my extremely overweight roommate decided to not only be a nudist, but also to get in shape for his new lifestyle. He's been doing naked lunges in our room for the last twenty minutes. FML

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By Order of the Dangling Testicles - 28/01/2014 20:28 - United States - Astoria

Today, I moved back into my dorm. My ex-girlfriend, and the guy she left me for, now cohabit next door. Now I get to hear them screwing while I try to do my homework. FML

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Boundaries, dude!

By Anonymous - 14/09/2019 06:01

Today, I was awoken by the sound of my dorm roommate having sex three feet from me. He was sober, knew I was there, and has a deployed military girlfriend. FML

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By Looking4AnApartment - 16/02/2021 15:30 - United States - Bellmore

Today, it's the third day in a row my roommate has woken me up with blasting music, after keeping me up late listening to him screaming into his Xbox headset. His kids ate the last of my food. I can't even take a shit without one of them barging in. His whole fucking family is a walking condom commercial. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 22:50 - France

Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML

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By BreakingTheMood - 13/11/2013 18:08 - Finland - Vanda

Today, in the small hours of the morning, my roommate's boyfriend kicked his foot through the thin wall separating our bedrooms during sex. They didn't even stop. FML

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By CooBerry3851 - 28/08/2011 08:27 - United States

Today, I went over to my friend's house. After knocking on the door, I was greeted by her hairy, 300+ pound father in his underwear. He then hugged me. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2010 07:00 - United States

Today, I met my roommate for the first time. I walked in the door to see him in full Roman gladiator gear, screaming at the computer because he lost 18 knights. He also told me he wakes up every 3 hours to make sure his army is still intact. FML

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By yourstruly - 11/02/2010 19:40 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of someone having sex in the room next to me. I don't have a roommate. Turns out my mom thought I was out of town and used her extra key to bring a guy over for sex. FML

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Mallorydomio 0

Friday 4 February 2011 12:09

Hahaha fatties need love too

realsdmf 4

Friday 4 February 2011 12:12

Fatty sex is the best sex. Also, they were currently having more sexy time than you.

Comments

ashhxcore 6

Friday 4 February 2011 16:29

lmao. that made my day

seanders 10

Friday 4 February 2011 16:36

8 you are just disgusting.

ALBATROSS9080 0

Friday 4 February 2011 16:37

are they making those wailing noises

FatAbbot 5

Friday 4 February 2011 17:02

Holy crap, this made my day. I havent laughed so hard in a long while. XD

soundteq 0

Friday 4 February 2011 17:09

Get over it. You two are roommates, and sometimes you have to put up with it. YDI for making a big deal out of nothing

kportal69 5

Friday 4 February 2011 17:09

the neighbors are probably thinking 'EARTH QUAKE!!!' I'd be scared of them falling through the floor or damaging something else. not the actual sex part. fat people Fuking is scarring enough, but having to pay for damages due to them fuking....

hateyourface 0

Friday 4 February 2011 17:14

hahaha yea I can imagine I got a 500 lbs guy at work and he tells me about his sex life with his equally large girlfriend

Themuffinman728 0

Friday 4 February 2011 17:19

That's hot.

attatood 8

Friday 4 February 2011 17:38

The OP is male, so I'm wondering if the room mate was also male? If this is 800 pound GAY sex, then it changes the whole image here. Not that it's wrong, but the dynamics are different.