By Anonymous - 04/02/2011 05:42 - United States

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Today, my 400 pound roommate brought home a 400 pound guy. Now there's 800 pounds of sex going on in the next room, and it sounds like the invasion of Normandy in there. FML
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Mallorydomio 0

Hahaha fatties need love too

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realsdmf 4

Fatty sex is the best sex. Also, they were currently having more sexy time than you.

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hardcore1414 0

just bring them a couple big macs and a large fry and large coke and maybe they'll eat instead of having sex? try it next time :)

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metalhead529 4

heh fat people need love too I guess. but 800 lbs holly shit hope u know the floors weight limit lol

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thebigblue 2

Your just jealous. Your heavyset friend is getting more action then you.

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jorhin56 0

lol u made a Mass Effect reference.

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lordlekal 17

Just because OP is guy doesn't mean his roommate is too.

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duburich 0

uck damn that's sick lol I'd hate to know how much flour they had to use to find her wet spot and what jack the had to use to hold his gut up to find his dick lol

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underpaid011 0

call National Geographic and say elephant seals are mating. they will send a film crew.

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