By todaddy - 23/05/2014 19:32 - United Kingdom

Today, my 5-year-old son woke up early and ran into my bedroom to wake me up. Unfortunately, he did this by jumping onto my bed, slamming his knee into my balls in the process. I had to explain my tears of agony away by claiming I was just so happy to see him. FML
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715chiefs 15

He started out in your balls, he was just trying to find a way back in.

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itsme82 18

Why not just explain what he did? By lying to him your only going to raise him to be a liar.

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speakersboom 19

so 10 years later his son will become a compulsive liar because he kneed his dad in the groin... I get it now...

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novapine 19

sucks you're getting down voted. because you are 100% right.

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rocker_chick105 31

So I guess we shouldn't tell kids about Santa or the Tooth Fairy, or just ruin their whole childhood

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communisttaco 16

#72 I know I'm not going to. Not going to raise my kids on bullshit lies.

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1nertia 15

There is such a thing as a white lie. How would you feel if you were that young, and in your excitement to see your father, you kneed him in a delicate area and he told you so? Would kind of ruin your day at that age.

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stardustjunkie 12

He's a boy, he has the same parts as you, just tell him that you know it was an accident but it really hurts when you're hit in your private area.

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SnazzyPotter 17

He'll probably learn the hard way some day.

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DragonPorn 15

"OH, OH, AHH!! No, son, I'm not crying from sadness, just... *sniffle* so happy to see you."

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jack_splat 11

If you can't talk to him about such matters when he is 5, what are you going to do when he is 15 ?

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creepyclowntown 10

I would have told him the truth or at least say you hurt daddy so he knows not to do it again.

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