By todaddy - 23/05/2014 19:32 - United Kingdom

Today, my 5-year-old son woke up early and ran into my bedroom to wake me up. Unfortunately, he did this by jumping onto my bed, slamming his knee into my balls in the process. I had to explain my tears of agony away by claiming I was just so happy to see him. FML
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715chiefs 15

He started out in your balls, he was just trying to find a way back in.

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Adam5858 17

This could very well be a new routine since he knows that you feel happy after.............ouch

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whynotbliss 18

And then we wonder why our kids lie to us later in life. They were well trained. Should have been honest and explained that he racked you in the nuts and should be more careful and considerate next time.

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guci101 14

OP you should probably explain to your son that that's a sensitive area and politely tell him to not jump on ur bed in the future! Otherwise he might repeat his actions

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Shmatterhorn 38

OP, you win the Father of the Year award. Too bad it's a FYL.

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communisttaco 16

Все дети являются злом

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minagiv 11

He'll keep doing that... You should have explained that he hurt you, even though it was an accident. My son is very careful around my husband's crotchal region after a couple of accidental kneeings.

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metheonlyb 17

Guess your son was doing the family planning for you. Someone doesn't want a baby brother or sister. ;)

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stevogoober 3

Maybe you should have told him the truth so maybe it doesn't happen next time

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platypus546 24

why would you not tell him? was your son not born with testicles?

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