By todaddy - 23/05/2014 19:32 - United Kingdom

Today, my 5-year-old son woke up early and ran into my bedroom to wake me up. Unfortunately, he did this by jumping onto my bed, slamming his knee into my balls in the process. I had to explain my tears of agony away by claiming I was just so happy to see him. FML
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715chiefs 15

He started out in your balls, he was just trying to find a way back in.

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chidexy 21

Hahahahahahahaha ok so I needed that laugh.....how's your balls tho

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boshbish 14

Even I put my knees up to my chest when i see my two infant brothers running at me, even if it is just to run over and give me a hug. And I'm a girl. You should always anticipate with little ones OP. Theyre clumsy as ****. FYL pain wise but YDI for being a father so long and didn't see it coming

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SmilerVamp 6

Sooo....he should've seen it coming? How exactly? As the FML states, he was woken up by his son. I don't know about you, but when i sleep, i usually have my eyes closed. Just saying.

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RileyPokepuff 7

I should do that to my boyfriend... ;) He never gets up on time... -_-

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Pauschinator 22

Or you could have just told him what happened.

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JD1147 27

How did you explain your newly-found high pitched voice?

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ladybugz23 13

its not his fault kids don't know better. just ice it and hope he didn't kill his little future brothers or sisters

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XxXBadAshXxX 27

That's some good daddying right there. Kind of awful that he brought tears to your eyes by kneeing your junk though

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jeragonm 15

Best Parenting: The Fathers award goes to you!

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