By baldygirl - 02/11/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, my 7 year old brother decided that it would be fun to cut off my hair. I woke from a long nap after working the late shift, to about 15 inches of my long blonde hair all over my bed and floor. I now have bloody bald spots and really choppy hair about 3 inches long. He got away with it. FML
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katgurl 13

Ouch :[ Sorry girly ! Cut your parents' hair (if they're heavy sleepers like you, awesome. If not, NyQuil..), and blame it on your brother.. Bet he won't get away with it after that :]

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noshitsherlock 0

Seriously, wouldn't you wake up when the bloody bald spots were created? That sucks though.. you should take away ALL his toys and give them to charity and shave the little shit's head down to the scalp and vandalize it with Sharpies.

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Allstarr23 1

There is no way he made you bleed and you didn't wake up. FAKE

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denversolo 0

I call fake. Theres no way you slept thru a clumsy 7 year old cutting your hair to the point of your head being bloody.

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february_airr 14

how did he get in your room , anyways ?

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jannie22 0

how in the seventh hell did he get away with that!!! 1. if my bro ever did that to me when he was seven my parents would have spanked him at least!!! and I would go with the toys to charity thing

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abb31897 0

is he still breathing? if so change that lol.

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McBentley 0

Eww that's sick nasty. but still...I feel bad for ya. sorry to hear bout that x3

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sarahscrambles 0

you didn't wake up when you were cut/bleeding? sounds suspect.

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niswisk 3

I wouldve beat his ass till he shit and pissed himself and then just take the punishment for beating him.

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