By baldygirl - 02/11/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, my 7 year old brother decided that it would be fun to cut off my hair. I woke from a long nap after working the late shift, to about 15 inches of my long blonde hair all over my bed and floor. I now have bloody bald spots and really choppy hair about 3 inches long. He got away with it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 54 007
You deserved it 3 532

Same thing different taste

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Ouch :[ Sorry girly ! Cut your parents' hair (if they're heavy sleepers like you, awesome. If not, NyQuil..), and blame it on your brother.. Bet he won't get away with it after that :]

noshitsherlock 0

Seriously, wouldn't you wake up when the bloody bald spots were created? That sucks though.. you should take away ALL his toys and give them to charity and shave the little shit's head down to the scalp and vandalize it with Sharpies.

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rachaelxlove 0

I would've beaten the living crap out of them no matter who they are if they cut off my hair in my sleep. FYL

i feel really sorry for you :|, i would be so mad

Your response should depend on two things: First, does your hair grow slowly or fast? And two, is your brother just generally a snot? If the answer to both of those is no, then just look forward to having a lifelong anecdote to tell to embarrass him. If ONE of them is true, then you should take moderate revenge, like waiting until he is old enough to be as mortified as you must be and expose him for something really embarrassing. If BOTH of those is true, then you need to take moderate revenge several times over the next several years. Sorry for the pain. He's a creep, and your parents are idiots.

So dye what's left a bunch of crazy colours and say you're punk now.

so you look like Alice Glass now? thats kind of hot.

ohhh myyyyy.... I cannot imagine! ....... that really really sucks... im so sorry! i had like 9 inches of my hair cut off too because i was a dumbass and fell aslleep in the salon and my dad told the lady to give me a extreme haircut. I guess i kinda have an idea of what it felt like waking up and seeing your beautiful hair gone. Hair is so important to me and i cryed so much i cannot imagine YOUR situation. ITll grow honey. Its been 2 months for me and my hair is as long as it used to be. and i like it better now cuz its healthier and you can tell. My mom is a hair stylist and i got many treatments, took pills for hair, vitamins, hair extension spray, cream. Like everything!Maybe your someone who has hair that grows fast! or just eat healthy and wash it daily! Dont worry atleast when it grows its going to be soo healthy and beautiful and u can always get extensions or do the same thing i did , jas really take care of it! Just because you have short hair doesnt mean your life is ****** up! I have seen MANY sexyass happy people with really short hair! uhh hair models, models with short hair! Maybe u loook hott oor hotter than before. Rock your new look! Everyone needs a change every once in a while! Mine wasnt as extreme as yours and im so sorry, i wouldve ****** that kid up i mean shit, i broke my sisters finger when she broke my cell phone. I hate kids! But dont worry its going to be okay! In a month or two its not going to matter that much!

_CourtneyLee 0

my parents raised their kids to know better than to do that.

how pity you are...and what after then?did u kill ur brother?hehe i am just kidding