All the posts so far have the right idea, but if OP gets caught with scissors over the brother revenge cutting his hair, that would just result in a bigger fml for her, so, here's what I would do, OP. Put Nair in his shampoo. Little kids don't ever leave the shampoo in long enough anyway, so it won't even make him completely bald, but all patchy :D And of course, eyedrops in his milk, or whatever the next thing the little shit shovels into his piehole is. Because who can resist inflicting a little diarrhea on a horrible person? :D Hopefully we'll see a couple of fmls from your brother in the near future. Be well, baldygirl.

like hell he got away with it! it revenge time! the nair in shampoo is a nice one.. but ive heard eyedrops in his drink should give him the runs for a week

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How did you NOT wake up if he was digging into your head??

wow that sucks. and for people complaining about how she could not have felt it she may be a heavy sleeper. and thoose whining about bloody, it's a term used for those who'd rather not waste their breathe on curse words. finally. she included blonde to describe her hair, not to make it seem even more suckish to have it gone, or to make blonde seem like a better color.

If he was my brother, he wouldn't even be alive to get away with it. And listen all you retards who think blonds are dumb: I am a blond who exceeds expectations and gets straight As in every class (I'm in advanced classes). Not only that, but I'm not a nerd, but actually I'm quite popular.

My question is why did your parents not punish your shitstain of a little brother?!

punch him in his face and break his nose! He will never mess with you again. Getting grounded is worth seeing his ass scream in pain.

If that was my little brother, he'd have a broken nose after a stunt like that. At least. But it would never get to that because my mother actually gives a shit about being a good parent and teaching her children the lessons they need to learn. I've seen this many times; they're the baby, they're the youngest, they're just a child, therefore they can get away with whatever disgusting, unacceptable shit they please. Seven or not, that is just downright nasty, mean spirited behaviour that should never be excused or pardoned, especially at a young age. And to those people who are bitching about the fact that she included the word "blonde" in the description of her hair: do you really have that much of a chip on your shoulder about being brown/red/black haired that you would notice something that trivial, much less bitch about it? That's just plain ridiculous.

How did he manage to cut the skin off your scalp without waking you?