By Anonymous - 16/01/2014 17:57 - United States - Springfield

Today, my 7-year-old daughter made a new game: hitting me in the groin when I'm not expecting it. She hunts me in the house, hides around corners, and behind furniture to ambush me. She'll even do it if she catches me napping. I'm a grown man living in fear of a little girl. FML
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alexmac222 17

Must not hurt too bad considering you don't have balls to discipline and discuss your daughter's actions with her. She's 7! Come on, man! Grow a pair.

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chuka81 27

Seven year old girls are harmless and cute until they become evil little vixens. I don't think punishment is the answer. It's all harmless fun for her and unending pain for you. Find a way of protecting yourself till she gets tired of the new game.

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Pleonasm 35

Really? Teaching her that it's okay to walk all over people until she gets her way? Gee, I can't see how that will end badly further on in life.

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FranklySpeaking 11

Why the hell should a grown man have to adjust his comfort to accommodate the potentially sadistic musings of a seven year old? Pardon me if "sadistic" seems a tad extravagant.

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StillUsesMyspace 22

It doesn't seem like a "game", but more like the cruelest form of torture for a man

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myind_yabiness 13

Be her parent. Not her punching bag.

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myind_yabiness 13

Too bad I spelt it right.

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drewflav 17

Not at the time of posting you didn't. You spelt it as "bad".

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myind_yabiness 13

Sorry! I'm too busy laughing at how I spelt it right, you're delusional, and the amount of thumbs down you received when your hero grammar nazi moment backfired.

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Indianboy9321 25

You have to put your foot down and find some way to discipline her to prevent her from becoming a brat that doesn't think rules apply to her. Either that, or invest in a cup.

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ravens4life 12

This is for you DocBastard -_- Lol Win Fail Wow Ur hot 'Murrica That sux Facepalm Unad bro Dump him That's epic Like a boss Threesome How original Your an idiot No comment Forever Alone Shitty situation Are you blonde? Haters gonna hate Takes off sunglasses I see what you did there Doesnt matter had sex Take it as a compliment You mean "ex-boyfriend Anything Written Like This Why is this thumbed down? Kids say the darndest things

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Pleonasm 35

a "You're daughter is awsome OP!! haha" would have sufficed.

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awkwardloveannie 28

tell her you won't let her watch tv, have sweet snacks, or buy her toys if she doesnt stop

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TheCrispyCat 20

No, ground her from coming out of her room only to use the bathroom. She can also eat her food in her bedroom. That was my punishment once, I didn't get punished many times after that.

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Mauskau 35

Well if they're anything like me, they'd be happy to not be able to leave their bedroom :)

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Meld86 12

Either wear a cup for the rest of your life or discipline her

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