By Anonymous - 16/01/2014 17:57 - United States - Springfield

Today, my 7-year-old daughter made a new game: hitting me in the groin when I'm not expecting it. She hunts me in the house, hides around corners, and behind furniture to ambush me. She'll even do it if she catches me napping. I'm a grown man living in fear of a little girl. FML
I agree, your life sucks 57 124
You deserved it 13 074

Same thing different taste

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Must not hurt too bad considering you don't have balls to discipline and discuss your daughter's actions with her. She's 7! Come on, man! Grow a pair.

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punch her in the face when she is not expecting it.

ashsaunde 13

Dude, you're an idiot. She is not "just having fun" she's doing something horrible. 7 years old is old enough to know better. My 2 year old knows that you don't hit people, especially his parents. OP needs to punish her and teach her that you can't just go around kicking guys in the balls.

ashsaunde 13

I'm not a fan of physical punishment either but in two different comments you said that she was only 7 and acting like her behavior is no big deal. Yes, there are other ways of punishing her but you have to actually use them for it to be effective. Her age doesn't excuse anything and she shouldn't think that hurting people is fun.

ashsaunde 13

Did I ever say that I punish my child in violent ways? No I did not. Spanking with my son does absolutely nothing and we do time out, taking things away. He's a wonderfully behaved child in general. I'm not advocating child abuse here, I'm just saying that your comment about her "just having fun" is stupid. And by 7 she is old enough to know that hitting is not okay but in nearly every comment you made, you said that she is "only 7" acting like she's a little baby who is incapable of knowing right from wrong.

Maybe you should take to her about how that's not a appropriate game to play with your daddy

Instead of letting her think it's okay and live in fear of your daughter, which you should never do, you need to let her know it is not okay and discipline her. By letting her do this, you are letting her think it's okay to do this to any other boy or man. Let her know it is not okay and it's an unacceptable form of behavior.

20, I daresay you're terrible at sarcasm...

martin8337 35

If you're unwilling to discipline the kid, then maybe wear an athletic supporter.

martin8337 35

Time to beat that ass like you own it.

If you don't leave a mark the government can't do anything about it. Family friend is a social worker.

Culpion 3

I'm a little concerned at the amount of comments saying "whip out the belt" or "beat her". Seriously, I hope those making those comments are joking/trolls and don't ever have kids.

martin8337 35

I don't have kids, but I wouldn't joke about punishing the child. I would have had my ass beaten had I pulled a stunt like that.

Uh...stop cowering before a seven year old and whip her ass. Bet she won't think hitting is so funny after a good ass beating. Problem solved.

crzyaad 2

beat that girl! no sympathy here!