By Anonymous - 16/01/2014 17:57 - United States - Springfield

Today, my 7-year-old daughter made a new game: hitting me in the groin when I'm not expecting it. She hunts me in the house, hides around corners, and behind furniture to ambush me. She'll even do it if she catches me napping. I'm a grown man living in fear of a little girl. FML
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You deserved it 13 074
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alexmac222 17

Must not hurt too bad considering you don't have balls to discipline and discuss your daughter's actions with her. She's 7! Come on, man! Grow a pair.

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CrAzYELF4 26

This is what happens when parents are not allowed to be parents, because they will go to jail for child abuse. My parents slapped me when i was little and u know what? I never went and hit my dad in the groin.

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Thunderstruck14 30

She hurts him, he hurts her back. Does it sound like he's a parent teaching a lesson or a kid getting revenge?

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HammyBear13 8

Why are you still talking? There is a difference in SPANKING and HITTING. You need to learn it before you start talking. A spanking, and explaination for why he spanked her is a perfrctly good form of discipline. A small pat on the butt is not going to hurt her.

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WhackTheJackal 22

Carry a fake gun around and put it to her head when she tries to do it again.

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NCITQ 6

Don't reproduce please.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

You never point a gun at anyone (unless you're defending yourself or something). Even if it is just fake.

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dreadbeat69 12

"my motive is **** morals" Wow, what an edgy and badass rebel. You sure showed all of us mindless sheeple that we aren't up to your level of coolness.

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Axipiter 24

27, come on, leave him alone. Nobody understands him. Although with sentences like "my motive is **** morals", it's easy to see why. What the Hell does that even mean!?

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5destroyer35 20

Thinks to self, "Am I the only one who picked up on that sarcasm?" *Looks at comments* "Yep."

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Nyx7 24

Because that seems like a wonderful plan.. "911! My daddy wants to shoot me!"

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1947Chevy 17

I agree your life sucks but if she did it more than on time you deserve it because you did not punish her corectly

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HammyBear13 8

It clearly says she has done it more than once....or did you not read the whole thing?

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jl_word 10

Spank that kitties girls bottom. It's called discipline. It works! Use it.

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xSkittle 16

Some people don't know there are MUCH more effective ways instead of hitting a child..

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unidentifieduser 23

Having kids usually requires a technique called "parenting". Try using it, I bet it'll work.

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Mynamewontfi 40

Time for some ass whoopin! If you're against that, let her know that if she does that again, you will take all of her toys away or forbid her to go hangout with friends or something like that. She needs to learn there are consequences if she keeps persuing her bad behavior.

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skyeyez9 24

She does it because she doesn't respect you and does not fear any repercussions. You need to change that NOW vs complaining to FML.

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skyeyez9 24

In this world, you are free to make your own choices. But you are not free from dealing with the consequences of those choices. In other words, you need to discipline her.

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artyler 3

Can't believe the low number of YDI on this. If you have raised a child to the age of seven to believe that it is o.k. and a game to hit others (particularly her father) and thinks it is funny to see the pain she is able to inflict, then you are reaping what you sowed. You own this one all the way.

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