Intimacy: Today, my best friend and I, after years of sexual tension, began...

By anonymous - 24/10/2014 01:25 - United States - West Babylon

Today, my best friend and I, after years of sexual tension, began to have sex for the first time. Things got heated and he decided to abruptly stand up with me around him. I got so nervous, spazzed out, and now have 37 staples in my head courtesy of his bookshelf. FML

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By troubleintoyland - 24/12/2010 03:03 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I attempted to have sex in my childhood bedroom. As we were falling onto the bed, I smacked my head on the wall, which caused a shelf of stuffed toys to fall onto the bed. Not only did it kill the mood, the shelf also hit me in the face. FML

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It's just a flesh wound!

By manhandled - 01/02/2012 18:05 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML

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By too dumb for sex - 16/03/2019 22:00

Today, we tried to have sex for the first time but I got so excited my blood pressure shot up and I got a nosebleed that didn't fully stop for nearly 30 minutes. Then when we tried again she accidentally headbutted me. The new bleeding still hasn't stopped and I'm feeling very lightheaded. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2011 07:24 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex, and it was my first time being on top. I got so into it that when I went to put my hands on the wall for support, the shelf above my bed snapped, with my favorite little cactus falling onto his face. FML

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By Misc. - 13/03/2009 17:54 - United States

Today, me and my boyfriend were just about to have sex and I was so excited to do it just like the movies. He carried me up and just as he was about to lay me on the bed he sneezed, dropping me at the same time. I hit my head. Now I have 12 stitches where my eyebrow used to be. FML

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By JoshuasGirl - 23/12/2013 19:13 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After he'd repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me, he passed out halfway through. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2010 22:00 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2020 02:00

Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate in an alley. He pushed me up against a wall and started kissing me, but he pushed me so hard I cut open my head and needed 10 stitches. FML

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Heartless swine

By Anonymous - 15/09/2015 05:56 - United States

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, I got up to get some water. When I stood up, I fell straight to the ground, my legs were so weak. As I fell, I hit my head on the end table and knocked myself unconscious. My boyfriend laughed at me. FML

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By Darcy - 26/10/2011 06:58 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML

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Friday 24 October 2014 9:24

Rough sex, you're doing it wrong. Seriously though, hope you're ok!

junkman6 22

Friday 24 October 2014 9:27

37 staples!? Jesus! I went through a windshield and didn't even need 37 staples! Well at least that sex war wound is cooler than run of the mill rug burn.

Comments

MeanBeagle 22

Friday 24 October 2014 12:54

theres always the next first time

RA91 26

Friday 24 October 2014 12:59

Ō.ô 37 staples?!?!?!?!

gracehi 31

Friday 24 October 2014 13:22

He's your best friend and you're attracted to one another... Why isn't he your boyfriend as well?

Enslaved 36

Friday 24 October 2014 19:42

I'd hate to think it's because one of them is involved in another relationship and decided to cheat?

gracehi 31

Friday 24 October 2014 20:10

I hate to think that too...

tishtashbat 16

Saturday 25 October 2014 11:41

Maybe they're afraid of losing each other's friendship if they broke up further down the line? Or maybe they're both too shy to make a move?

hk1998 8

Friday 24 October 2014 13:45

Thats what best friends are for!

ebeshears92 1

Friday 24 October 2014 13:49

doesn't matter, had sex!

gatorclay97 28

Friday 24 October 2014 13:51

At least you're finally having sex...?

demonfacee 14

Friday 24 October 2014 14:01

Rough sex fail

ostfaiz 18

Friday 24 October 2014 14:08

Anything for a best friend..Get Well Soon Op and do it again but without any harm or injury

laden_swallow09 34

Friday 24 October 2014 14:13

ROUND 1, ****! BOOKSHELF WINS! SEXUALITY No one deserves having that kind of hurt when having sex with each other, but YDI for letting letting the tension go on for this long. Have fun! After you heal, of course.