By justin - 13/12/2013 03:08 - United States - Waco

Today, my boss found out that my girlfriend dumped me. He asked if that meant she would no longer bring her delicious homemade cookies to the office. When I said yes, he fired me on the spot. FML
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Curlytwirly22 17

What an asshole you should tell the authorities

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JokersHQ 21

I'm pretty sure that counts as wrongful termination

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Andrew4263 12

technically he can't fire you for that. call your "HR" and they will work everything out for you

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worldclassrager 39

Try making your own cookies or maybe find your girlfriends recipe...that might give you your job back...

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wwwvwvw 3

Does this mean she will no longer be bringing cookies here either?

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Thebloodletting 3

Although you're in a right to work state, you're still a man. You can be passive about it, like, maybe doing something to his car, or you can straight up hit him. I bet you'd maybe get a little jail time, but at least you'd have the satisfaction and pride in yourself. You could do it away from work too. People are more afraid when not in familiar surroundings that they're the boss of. At least he would think about doing that hard to someone else.

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