Work: Today, my boss gave me a new assignment at work: go online and...

By Anonymous - 17/06/2012 08:50 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, my boss gave me a new assignment at work: go online and look for my own replacement, then interview him. FML

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Today, during work hours, I took time off and discreetly went for an interview for a prospective job at our rival company. As soon as I reached the place, I bumped into my current boss. FML

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Today, fifteen minutes before the end of the day, my boss asked me who I was training to replace me. He then said never mind, that it was his job to choose someone. I hadn't indicated that I was planning on leaving the company. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2014 10:57 - United Kingdom

Today, my boss sent me some application forms to check over. After I spell-checked them and returned them, I found out they're going to be used to hire someone to replace me. FML

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By Nanda - 14/06/2016 06:03 - Canada - Surrey

Today, my boss hired a new meat cutter because our old one stopped showing up for work. After he put the smock on, I told him what needed to be done. Without saying a word, he walks over to my boss, hands him his smock and says, "I quit." Guess I'm on my own. FML

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By Anyonehiring - 28/06/2016 01:05 - United States - Tempe

Today, I had the great pleasure of meeting my replacement, who was sitting at my desk in my office. My boss must've forgotten to mention to me that I've been fired. FML

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By anon_smh - 18/02/2016 04:37 - United States - Bozeman

Today, after interviewing for a promotion to a position that was created with me in mind, I eagerly accepted a call from my boss, expecting good news. Turns out, they found a better applicant, who they don't believe will need support from the position I currently hold, so it's being eliminated. FML

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By NCanalyst - 11/11/2009 20:28 - Norway

Today, I interviewed potential employees for a job position that I was supposed to get promoted to. FML

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By BossLady - 05/01/2022 08:01

Today, it's my first day as the boss, after waiting months for this promotion. Today is also the day my replacement, who I trained for three months, quit. Now I've got two jobs for the price of one. FML

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By jcstpierre - 24/04/2009 10:41 - United States

Today, I received a mass email from my boss saying we had a position open at the daycare I work at. I knew my boyfriend was looking for a job so I insisted he apply. Later at work, my boss takes me into her office and tells me my employment is being "terminated". My boyfriend is replacing me. FML

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Sunday 17 June 2012 16:20

Get the worst possible replacement you can!

cradle6 13

Sunday 17 June 2012 16:23

Find the worst qualified people to interview, and then don't hire anyone. While you're doing this, look for a new job. What's your boss going to do? Fire you?

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isaiaah 6

Sunday 17 June 2012 16:24

I don't think he couldn't have been much more subtle than that, could he? Find the absolutely worst person you can for your replacement. That'll show him.

COOL__Coal 12

Sunday 17 June 2012 16:25

You should hire a shitty replacement so that he/she can get fired and you take their place.

cyborgmexican 6

Sunday 17 June 2012 16:25

You should quit

NayrGuy 0

Sunday 17 June 2012 16:27

Hire them and do not have them bring in the proper legal documents, then report the company for hiring the employee illegally, that ***** the company and gives you time to find a better job.

olpally 32

Sunday 17 June 2012 16:30

This is where you tell your boss to "shove it up his ass" and then quit... That should be his job to hire and train someone new, not yours. Start looking for a new job op.

cuddlebunny3548 11

Sunday 17 June 2012 16:32

He must reallyyy not like you...

SkoomaKi 27

Sunday 17 June 2012 16:34

Quit. Quit with style. Maybe have a water pistol fight in the office? Or play duck duck goose. Enjoy your last moments.

TheDrifter 23

Sunday 17 June 2012 16:41

Wait, water pistol fights are a sign people want to quit? I thought it just meant we were bored on a thursday again.

nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Sunday 17 June 2012 16:44

I'd hire someone completely unqualified and douche-y to take my place.

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Sunday 17 June 2012 17:08

Or just quit and not hire anyone. But that's just my take on things :P

spencerbalog 0

Sunday 17 June 2012 16:49

Tell him you quit.

trucker67 10

Sunday 17 June 2012 16:53

As a boss I'm pissed that these type of bosses still exist - go get a new job fast and quit without interviewing or hiring your replacement - your boss is a douche and deserves to to get get screwed over !!