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By Anonymous - 02/04/2013 10:30 - United States - Beaumont

Today, my boss threatened to fire me for killing him in Minecraft. FML

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By HelpMe1 - 06/11/2014 06:53 - Indonesia - Jakarta

Today, my boss told me to fire the unstable, former military, gun nut employee. He's been making death threats to his supervisors. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2016 18:02

Today, my boss tried to fire me for not emailing him a screenshot to prove my email wasn't working. FML

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By fird - 25/11/2017 15:00

Today, my boss made sure to do one last thing before he retired. Fire me. FML

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By gt - 23/09/2010 00:52 - Canada

Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2015 06:57 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my spineless shitwhip of a boss made me go fire a notoriously abusive employee. I had to act like firing him was my decision, even though I'm the secretary. Now I get to live in constant fear that the guy was serious when he threatened to find out where I live and kill me. FML

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By :( - 06/06/2013 23:37 - United States

Today, at my new job at a funeral home, my boss threatened to fire me if I didn't "lighten the hell up" while dealing with our grieving clients. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2023 12:00

Today, I got in an argument with my boss and I dared him to fire me because he has always said he couldn’t run the shop without me. Turns out he was just being nice all this time, my job could in fact be done by his 14 year-old niece with no training in two thirds the time. Yes, he fired me. FML

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By YoshiSqu4d - 22/05/2019 04:00

Today, my father told me I was becoming violent because of the video games I play. I was playing Minecraft. FML

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HOW CAN SHE SLAP?

By sistermonster - 26/02/2014 09:45 - France - Salon-de-provence

Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML

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By hanmart - 15/11/2009 05:12 - United States

Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML

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Silly_Lilly6969 23

Tuesday 2 April 2013 16:25

Wow that's really immature of him. But congrats on killing the Boss!!

CammyGal 26

Tuesday 2 April 2013 16:25

Threaten back to sue him for wrongful termination! Also, minecraft is a kickass game

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ButlerOfChaos 7

Friday 24 May 2013 20:43

Meh, terraria is better.

Fedezzer 20

Saturday 25 May 2013 21:57

You won a boss fight, take it and run!

Matthew0440 1

Sunday 18 August 2013 6:46

Please tell me this was one of the people from RoosterTeeth's Let's Plays. I can't stop laughing!

BeautyBaby099 18

Monday 30 September 2013 21:54

YDI for being a nerd with your boss

DocDrose 20

Saturday 1 February 2014 5:11

dude. don't play minecraft with your boss! big no no!

Violord 13

Saturday 20 September 2014 4:48

Congrats, you beat the boss

trevorr_16 25

Monday 20 July 2015 2:02

Not so sure he should be a boss...

Shadow9876 19

Wednesday 30 March 2016 17:04

Do you work at Microsoft?

Diddlydoo1632 18

Monday 11 April 2016 21:53

Why were you playing minecraft with your boss?

Rammer3500 23

Sunday 24 July 2016 2:14

Is only game. Why you heff to be mad?

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