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By fired - 23/11/2010 13:41 - United States

Today, my boss was being a total asshole. While in the bathroom, he turned his back on me, so I gave him the finger, mouthed obscenities, and pantomimed stabbing him with a knife. He was looking in the mirror and saw everything. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2024 06:00 - United States - Denver

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2016 15:06 - United States

Today, I was on my way to work and someone cut me off. I then switched lanes and sped past the person as I flipped them off. What I didn't notice was that the person that cut me off was my boss. He's been shooting me dirty looks from across the room all morning. FML

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By bademployee - 12/08/2014 23:16 - United States - Portland

Today, my boss had a lengthy and obnoxiously egocentric conversation with a colleague. After she left across the office, I stood up, looked over at my colleague, and made a sarcastic "shooting myself in the head" gesture. I saw my boss staring at me over a cubicle wall as I turned around. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2013 21:48 - United States

Today, my co-worker and I played a game where we give each other the bird in whatever creative manner we could come up with. Deciding to be sneaky, I hid behind a wall with my middle finger up as I heard him walking into the office. It was my boss. FML

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Today, my boss flipped me off in traffic on my way to work. FML

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By robert - 31/01/2012 00:20 - United States

Today, I went to deliver some reports to my boss in his office. He was facing away from me and ranting about his "useless employees", so I slipped in and waited for him to put the phone down. Turns out he was talking to himself. When he noticed me, he bitched me out and threatened to fire me. FML

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By thinkimquitting - 25/06/2012 21:49 - Australia - Yarraville

Today, my boss grabbed my arm, raised it above my head, closed my other hand into a fist, and pushed it into his armpit. After staring at me for several seconds, he winked and left without saying a word. This isn't the weirdest thing he's done, and I'm actually starting to fear for my safety. FML

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Today, I walked into the restroom at work to see my boss standing at the urinal, pissing like a toddler. He had his pants around his ankles, ass fully exposed. Now I'm never going to be able to take anything he says seriously. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2024 17:00 - United States - Springfield

Today, at work, I was on the toilet for so long the motion lights turned off. I stood up, pants around my ankles and began waving my arms above the stall to get them to turn on again. At that exact moment, my boss walked in. FML

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By jeed(1) - 25/08/2013 21:36 - France - Marseille

Today, at work, I stepped out for a few minutes to use the bathroom. Shortly after returning, I found out the hard way that one of my coworkers had used my computer to send a profanity-filled email to our boss, calling him an asshole and telling him to go fuck himself. I'm now jobless. FML

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AkeemKN 1

Tuesday 23 November 2010 18:59

kill him.

WeirdUp 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 19:06

looked in the mirror LIKE A BOSS!!!!!

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Frickmetinajenks 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 19:13

Lol dumbass.

Brandi_Faith 33

Tuesday 23 November 2010 19:22

I wonder what happened right after!! Did the boss just glare at him? Did he say something? Did op say something like, "just joking"? The after part of this story would be so good! And Op hopefully your boss knows he's been in a bad mood and that the day sucked so maybe he just shrugged it off thinking, "ya that's how I feel", or "the joys of being a boss". Sometimes bosses are aware that people don't like them but it just goes with the job and they don't like if either.

chinkychick 16

Wednesday 18 April 2012 16:29

Well, op's name is 'fired'. So presumably, that happened?

mikomajik 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 19:22

hehehe u so don't do that u **** his daughter/wife/sister/mom duh. revenge is best served on video

Brandi_Faith 33

Tuesday 23 November 2010 19:24

WinterBlue42 22

Wednesday 2 July 2014 11:43

What the OP did is MORE than worthy of being fired. Especially in this economy. Why keep a bad employee when there are dozens of others itching to take their spot?

Perdition 4

Tuesday 23 November 2010 19:25

So. let me get this straight... a) You have a job. b) Your boss was "being an asshole". c) Instead of graciously doing whatever needed to be done to keep said job (within the confines of the law), you decided to act childish about it. Congratulations. I hope you're fired.