By sorrydad - 13/12/2009 18:55 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I had our parents over to our new apartment for the first time. We spent hours cleaning, cooking, and making sure everything was "parent-appropriate." Apparently we didn't notice the S and M catalog in the pile on our coffee table... but his mom sure did. FML
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somepartsareme 0

@6 S, s   [es] –noun, plural S's or Ss, s's or ss. 1.the 19th letter of the English alphabet, a consonant. 2.any spoken sound represented by the letter S or s, as in saw, sense, or goose. 3.something having the shape of an S. 4.a written or printed representation of the letter S or s. 5.a device, as a printer's type, for reproducing the letter S or s.

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perdix 29

Ironically, mom was the model for the butt plugs.

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COBRAMORPH 0

You women have very few requirments, its bad enough you cant clean good enough that the man has to lower himself to do woman's work. But you arent even married. ****.

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lizzie232 0

#36 please explain to me what you think are "womens requirements" and what you think are mens at the moment women do the same amount of employed work as men, sometimes getting a better pay. therefore whyy should women be expected to do all your other so called requirements?

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OMGitsME432 1

This same sexist dumbass **** off you no life. DAMN.

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Zoebaby 0

you're a sexist jerk. you've apparently only come across girls who aren't clean.

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viastarr 0

don't be jealous just because no girl wants you! (and because were capable of multiple orgasms, but once YOUR done, there's nothing left)

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thatpsychoticguy 0

@25 It's really not ur place to say its sickening. its called being unique. There are woman out there that like bondage, its that "against their will" feeling that they love so much, instant turn on. My gf loves being tied up, or even less atleast cuffed to a bedpost with furry pink handcuffs. @36 you're a sexist bastard, you need to rot in whatever hell exists. I myself should find ur sorry ass, strap you to a REALLY cold metal slab, and heat spoons up so much that when i stick them to ur skin they melt into it, and stay there if i shook you upside down.........

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Zalandia 0

couldn't have said it better my self :P people will be into whatever they're into. a guy can't help what makes his dick hard. and a girl can't help what gets her wet. :)

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LumpLegacy 15

his mom only noticed because she has that same zine on her night stand at home

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magnetic_aura 26

My ex-fiancé and I had fat **** on our coffee table. Not that we enjoyed it, we're just weird. My mom thought it was funny. Sorry it didn't work out as well for you, though.

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