By sorrydad - 13/12/2009 18:55 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I had our parents over to our new apartment for the first time. We spent hours cleaning, cooking, and making sure everything was "parent-appropriate." Apparently we didn't notice the S and M catalog in the pile on our coffee table... but his mom sure did. FML
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somepartsareme 0

@6 S, s   [es] –noun, plural S's or Ss, s's or ss. 1.the 19th letter of the English alphabet, a consonant. 2.any spoken sound represented by the letter S or s, as in saw, sense, or goose. 3.something having the shape of an S. 4.a written or printed representation of the letter S or s. 5.a device, as a printer's type, for reproducing the letter S or s.

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perdix 29

Ironically, mom was the model for the butt plugs.

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CallMeHush 0

and she said "oh dear, we get the same one but their quality isn't quite as good as some of the others, especially the leather gear."

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captainmaharet 1

So? It's YOUR apartment.

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J1208 2

That is seriously sick, who the hell enjoys torture?

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tiffanyheart 0

How dare they! I mean, exploring their sexual boundaries without considering what YOU deem to be appropriate. Sick, indeed.

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yahtzeesouls 12

Lol. Good on putting that ass in his place.

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anonymousgirl97 6

it's not torture. if you do it right it is very sexy and pleasurable. you just have to find your limits and comfort zone. the biggest thing I've found is to have a safe word so if anything ever gets to be too much you can stop. safe words are mostly because "no" can be used in RP and so doesn't mean the same thing when doing it.

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Erindub 0

: ) I know exactly what you mean. I mom proof my place too but you never know what you'll forget.

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Ninjaface 0

You should have asked your parents if they could recommend anything.

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somepartsareme 0

@25 I know, it's sickening. People actually like different things than you! What is this world coming to, where people can have an opinion on any damn thing they want?

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boreddoubletears 0

What if my opinion was that rape and child molestation should be legal? Is that okay too?

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JaneChemi_fml 21

it's not the same. op and her boyfriend are consenting adults, children are not and rape is just wrong. as long as it's consenting adults do w.e. you like. if you like rape FANTASY get a gf that likes it too.

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schwinn11 0

It would've only been funny if your mom walked in and you were tied up get'n beat with a whip

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omghehehe 0

Ahhh, it's only mom. Btw, nice coffee table book selection you got there. I'm sure it's a real conversation starter! LOL ;)

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