Seems a little extreme. Anger management issues?

He's a member of Short Attention Span Theatre.

That isn't even a real bird...

The ****** Games.

****** is a beau tool. He's a dick

I may be poorly chosen my nickname... :/

this may or may not fly but I saw a documentary titled after **** the one lady got her labia trimmed off and auctioned the skin off on eBay...on an unrelated note my boyfriend and I use Ca caw whenever we've lost each.other in public!!! you guys should do this as well giving a whole new meaning to inside joke!

Did you know that a penis looks like an Opera Singer? Come on, with a minor bit of manipulation, you can make the "mouth" open and close to the strains of "Figaro figaro Fiiiii ga roooooooooo!" If you're really quick about it, you can even wrap a black sock, wash cloth, etc. around it to be a tuxedo. If you're feeling terribly evil, it can sing songs like "Itsy Bitsy Spider" and "Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini" or even "It's a small world after all".....

Kick him in the head? What the **** is wrong with you? That's battery, and depending on the level of his injury, would be a felony. I understand the psychiatric ward let you out early, and you likely don't know better, but what you suggest is the unacceptable thing, not what OP's boyfriend did.

The vaginal monologues.