Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to... - FML

By madzlovesgee - 16/05/2009 17:44 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML

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paperfox_fml 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 23:40

I'm sure he was very flattered.

zoo_fml 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 23:39

wow. just wow.

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redbluegreen 40

Sunday 17 May 2009 2:11

#41, I love you. Hahaha. And you wonder why some people prefer to have sex in silence.

IEatCrayons 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 2:13

#9 made me choke on my hotpocket.

Heathersaur 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 2:20

LMFAO That made my day xD

thnxfrthvenom 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 2:22

LMAO HAHAHAHAHA im sry thats just sooooo funny though :D at least he know u like it :P xD

digapygmy 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 2:26

Sounds like a bad fanfic right there. >.>

iAmOtto 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 2:27

my gf said the same thing the first time she saw mine, too

Angry_Dad 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 2:27

Penises can be pretty :)

f_mylifelovex3 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 2:29

its pretty haha.. u dont need to say anything .. i wud have give like a seductive look and ehh finished evrything else..

mr_zeus7 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 2:31

How the hell is this an FYL? It's not even a YDI. It is utterly useless and meaningless. You called it pretty - sooo...what?

Sanrio90 8

Sunday 17 May 2009 2:31

Awwwww!!! That's so cute haha. If you guys end up together awhile, this'll be a funny memory.

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