Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate on the bathroom...

By Anonymous - 30/05/2013 03:55 - United States - Redlands

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate on the bathroom floor. Somehow my nose managed to start bleeding, so he bent me over the tub and kept going because he didn't want to "ruin the moment". FML

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By anon - 08/12/2012 05:33 - United States

Today, when my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I got a nose bleed. He gave me a shirt to plug it with and kept going. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2022 18:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. He got on top and started kissing my ear when a warm liquid went down my neck. My boyfriend had a gushing nosebleed, which went threw the pillowcase and the pillow. I got cockblocked by a nosebleed. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2012 20:23 - Ireland

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated, and he started to go down on me. In excitement, I accidentally drove a knee into his face. No amount of fondling his diddlestick made him forgive me for his bloody nose and swollen eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2021 00:01

Today, I was making out with this guy when my nose started bleeding, and it got on his face. FML

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By broken - 13/09/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2020 02:00

Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate in an alley. He pushed me up against a wall and started kissing me, but he pushed me so hard I cut open my head and needed 10 stitches. FML

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By LaLa - 20/09/2019 22:00

Today, I was fooling around with my partner after his shower. He moved my hands up to push me against the wall. Instead of hitting the wall, my hands hit the shower rod. It fell on my face and I got a bloody nose. FML

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It's just a flesh wound!

By manhandled - 01/02/2012 18:05 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2014 21:24 - Portugal - Alg

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to lose our virginity. When he saw blood, he panicked and started crying, convinced that he was bleeding out. FML

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Mood ruiner

By Sirah90 - 07/05/2013 07:29 - United States

Today, my nose started running while in bed with my boyfriend. I kept trying to wipe it off with my arm to avoid ruining the moment. My boyfriend then looks up at me in horror. Turns out it wasn't mucus; it was blood. And it was all over his neck, his shirt, and his silk sheets. FML

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Thursday 30 May 2013 12:42

His action definitely ruined the moment

Pleonasm 35

Thursday 30 May 2013 12:51

Getting to stare at a white tub filling up with a pool of your own blood, how very erotic... FYL OP, since he ruined the moment for you.

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purebliss_fml 19

Thursday 30 May 2013 13:59

Get rid of him OP..

redwolf56 2

Thursday 30 May 2013 14:13

This guy must think he's a sex god

PerditaDessa 38

Thursday 30 May 2013 14:21

Mine would have passed out. I'd much rather be bent over the tub than stuck under someone who fainted.

avapaige1234 19

Thursday 30 May 2013 14:23

You've got an unfazed sex machine of a boyfriend there.

ApollosMyth 22

Thursday 30 May 2013 14:38

Good work ethic Mr. Clean. I'm glad you'll help me get my bathroom sparkling no matter what it takes.

Silent_Thrill 17

Thursday 30 May 2013 14:56

I find it odd that a bewildered hooker is acting superior when it comes to sexual choices.

Jharrist89 12

Thursday 30 May 2013 15:01

Should have turned the cold water on and sprayed him with it. That's if you have that type of shower head.

qjdb 8

Thursday 30 May 2013 15:25

The First Aid Attendant in me is asking "did you pinch the bridge if your nose?" At least he had the decency to let your nose drain, and didn't keep you on your back!!