By zamwow - 20/12/2013 23:36 - United States - Ridgefield Park

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Just as he was about to finish, he pulled out and came in his hand. He then flicked his hand towards my face and yelled, "Sha-ZAM!" FML
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LocoMarshmallow 13

At least he didn't wipe it on your forehead and say "Simba"

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DocBastard 38

I think that move definitely needs a name. I propose "The Perdix".

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imchacon22 19

Sperm contain protein that have the same anti wrinkle effect as moisturizer

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chocolatefrog28 29

Yeah... friends don't do that to friends. Tell him if he's going to go for a creative ending, to think above a 12 year old level.

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Ziggy122 15

Would you rather he shazam inside of you?

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bigmammajamma69 4

I would have scooped his nasty **** back up and smacked his face with it. And then kicked him out ! Hell no, ugh that's gross

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