Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped...

By megaladon - 28/06/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML

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By dahs - 03/04/2011 11:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend pulled on my pubes and made 'engine starting' noises. This was his attempt at foreplay. FML

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By Sugao - 10/12/2008 07:48 - France

Today, during foreplay with my boyfriend, I put my legs around his neck. He pushed them away violently, shouting, "Bloody hell, it's prickling me!" I'd shaved the day before. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2023 03:00

Today, my boyfriend snuck up behind me while I was naked and whispered in my ear to bend over. I thought this was a lead up to doggy style but nope, he slapped a waxing strip on my exposed bum hole and ran off yelling, “No more hairy hole! No more hairy hole!” FML

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Smooth

By sopathetic - 26/02/2009 04:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around. I was sitting up on my bed when he reached down near my privates and said, "Wow babe, did you shave today? It's so soft…" He was actually touching my bottom roll above my vagina, which delightfully formed a crease. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2010 05:55 - United States

Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML

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Charming

By lagirl - 09/06/2009 05:27 - United States

Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML

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By lynn_27 - 02/05/2020 08:00

Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML

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By Reliena - 21/01/2012 05:47 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML

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Mr Clean

By Anonymous - 18/01/2013 10:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I grabbed his butt to control his thrusts and got a clump of used toilet paper. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML

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Dejavux187 0

Monday 28 June 2010 16:04

he was doing yard work

windfuelsfire 10

Monday 28 June 2010 16:53

i don't get it.. why do most people want to make love to women that look like girls? i'm a guy and I don't like the look of a shaved snatch at all. its actually less hyegenic than having pubes. keeping it trimmed is fine.

Comments

tinybear93 0

Monday 28 June 2010 22:31

ewww SHAVE!

tinybear93 0

Monday 28 June 2010 22:33

34 marry me.

oldwiseguy 0

Monday 28 June 2010 22:49

All you children out there, the world didn't just start when you were born. We didn't shave down there here in the USA until the late 80's or 90's. There were no health problems due to not shaving. So it's strictly a matter of choice. Since I'm part of the older generation I prefer hair. If you consider the population of the world, shaving is in the minority. This is just the current swing of the pendulum. If you live long enough you will see this fad change back or change to something else completely different. When I was growing up women preferred men with hairy chest.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Monday 28 June 2010 23:01

I prefer guys with hairy chests...If there's no hair there, it just seems weird to to me. I don't think women should necessarily be obligated to shave "down there", but personally I just find it more comfortable.

Spastastic 6

Monday 28 June 2010 23:12

This. Apparently before shaving became the norm women were disgusting and dirty.

oldwiseguy 0

Monday 28 June 2010 22:57

This is just one of many things you'll have work out between the two of you. It's always better if you can find somebody who'll accept you the way you are.

ImAStraightG 4

Monday 28 June 2010 23:11

I've done that before too. but we joked about it.

karmaslave 5

Monday 28 June 2010 23:25

It's your body, your choice if you want to shave down there. There's something wrong with all these guys who only want to have sex with girls who make their bodies look like a prepubescent girl's.

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 30 June 2010 4:21

Closet Pedo

Gummybears4life 0

Monday 28 June 2010 23:27

What is with all of these FMLs like this?! I bet it's the same person XD

phippsy95 2

Monday 28 June 2010 23:32

ydi for not shaving haha

Lmfao_69 0

Monday 28 June 2010 23:46

LOL HEY op "SCRUFFY, SCRUFFY, SCRUFFY!!!" Its not hard to keep that area clean, get on that!!!! #201 i think you are right!

Spastastic 6

Tuesday 29 June 2010 0:00

You don't need to shave/wax/whatever your pubic hair to be clean. You just need to bathe.

Lmfao_69 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 0:08

lol i know that smart ass

Spastastic 6

Tuesday 29 June 2010 2:22

You said "keep that area clean". If you weren't literally referring to hygiene I'm sorry for misinterpreting, but given the amount of people who think it's actually unhygienic it's what I assumed.