Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped...

By megaladon - 28/06/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML

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By dahs - 03/04/2011 11:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend pulled on my pubes and made 'engine starting' noises. This was his attempt at foreplay. FML

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By Sugao - 10/12/2008 07:48 - France

Today, during foreplay with my boyfriend, I put my legs around his neck. He pushed them away violently, shouting, "Bloody hell, it's prickling me!" I'd shaved the day before. FML

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Beauty standards

By Anonymous - 08/05/2023 03:00

Today, my boyfriend snuck up behind me while I was naked and whispered in my ear to bend over. I thought this was a lead up to doggy style but nope, he slapped a waxing strip on my exposed bum hole and ran off yelling, “No more hairy hole! No more hairy hole!” FML

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Smooth

By sopathetic - 26/02/2009 04:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around. I was sitting up on my bed when he reached down near my privates and said, "Wow babe, did you shave today? It's so soft…" He was actually touching my bottom roll above my vagina, which delightfully formed a crease. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2010 05:55 - United States

Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML

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Charming

By lagirl - 09/06/2009 05:27 - United States

Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML

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Hammertime

By lynn_27 - 02/05/2020 08:00

Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML

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By Reliena - 21/01/2012 05:47 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML

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Mr Clean

By Anonymous - 18/01/2013 10:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I grabbed his butt to control his thrusts and got a clump of used toilet paper. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML

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Dejavux187 0

Monday 28 June 2010 16:04

he was doing yard work

windfuelsfire 10

Monday 28 June 2010 16:53

i don't get it.. why do most people want to make love to women that look like girls? i'm a guy and I don't like the look of a shaved snatch at all. its actually less hyegenic than having pubes. keeping it trimmed is fine.

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hotitaliansausag 0

Monday 28 June 2010 21:27

women you need to keep that shit manicured. We love when you take care of yourself and want to be hot for us.

ScreamTillYouBle 0

Monday 28 June 2010 21:37

EWW. ydi for not shaving D; *barf*

jtrain80 0

Monday 28 June 2010 21:38

You really should shave it. Its not the 70s anymore. I'm a dude and I shave it all down there! Not one complaint yet!

damnstopmessinup 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 23:11

Well let me be your first, then. I’m not a pedo, and I would never sleep with an inexperienced 13 year old boy like you. If you really were experienced, you’d know that most real women are looking for REAL MEN. I’m only interested in real men, the kind of men that have real balls and don’t run away from what they’ve got. freakin children think they're so cool by sleeping with other children... good luck surviving in the adult world... if you ever get there

damnstopmessinup 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 23:12

better yet, you probably haven't had one complaint yet because no one wants to sleep with your bald, insecure self.

jennniferlea 4

Tuesday 27 July 2010 11:42

haha ur dumb.

caliJoe89 0

Monday 28 June 2010 21:47

f****** get rid of that s***...NASTY!!

ftheworld96 0

Monday 28 June 2010 21:50

****!! that's sick get that waxed you weirdo

naynaysaurus 0

Monday 28 June 2010 22:03

shave like , she's out of my league

kingtuna 0

Monday 28 June 2010 22:11

no muff too tuff, we dive at five!

teemoneyyyy 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 2:36

haha what?!! shut up! ahhahaaaaaa god.

jayemdoubleyou 1

Monday 28 June 2010 22:11

Sounds like he wants you to clean that mess up.

twiggysyndrome 0

Monday 28 June 2010 22:20

you should shave, or at least groom that monster. it's way more comfy.

xx_jopo_xx 0

Monday 28 June 2010 22:25

she doesnt have to shave it. dumbasses. its normal. human nature. it wont make her any sexier. he'll have to accept it. she doesnt have to do shit. "Stop being lazy and shave it off!" has got to be the stupidest shit I've ever seen. get a life.