Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped...

By megaladon - 28/06/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML

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By dahs - 03/04/2011 11:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend pulled on my pubes and made 'engine starting' noises. This was his attempt at foreplay. FML

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By Sugao - 10/12/2008 07:48 - France

Today, during foreplay with my boyfriend, I put my legs around his neck. He pushed them away violently, shouting, "Bloody hell, it's prickling me!" I'd shaved the day before. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2023 03:00

Today, my boyfriend snuck up behind me while I was naked and whispered in my ear to bend over. I thought this was a lead up to doggy style but nope, he slapped a waxing strip on my exposed bum hole and ran off yelling, “No more hairy hole! No more hairy hole!” FML

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Smooth

By sopathetic - 26/02/2009 04:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around. I was sitting up on my bed when he reached down near my privates and said, "Wow babe, did you shave today? It's so soft…" He was actually touching my bottom roll above my vagina, which delightfully formed a crease. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2010 05:55 - United States

Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML

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Charming

By lagirl - 09/06/2009 05:27 - United States

Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML

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Hammertime

By lynn_27 - 02/05/2020 08:00

Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML

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By Reliena - 21/01/2012 05:47 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML

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Mr Clean

By Anonymous - 18/01/2013 10:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I grabbed his butt to control his thrusts and got a clump of used toilet paper. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML

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Dejavux187 0

Monday 28 June 2010 16:04

he was doing yard work

windfuelsfire 10

Monday 28 June 2010 16:53

i don't get it.. why do most people want to make love to women that look like girls? i'm a guy and I don't like the look of a shaved snatch at all. its actually less hyegenic than having pubes. keeping it trimmed is fine.

Comments

welandedonthemoo 5

Monday 28 June 2010 20:20

u deserve it for not shaving

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Monday 28 June 2010 20:22

YDI for not shaving. Wow I thought all girls shaved these days. It's disgusting and unsanitary to have a bush down there. I don't know how you stand it.

nuke_o 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 19:06

agreed above ^^

lizamaphone 6

Monday 28 June 2010 20:29

ew!! ydi for having pubic hair that qualifies as "scruffy" if someones gonna be touching or seeing it.

Savie_Anna 0

Monday 28 June 2010 20:31

160s right.

Savie_Anna 0

Monday 28 June 2010 20:33

131- I don't want some dumb guys hand down my pants. They've got no business down there.

WingsFan80 4

Tuesday 29 June 2010 0:15

it has a lot of business being there in the right situation.

teemoneyyyy 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 2:28

SOMEONE NEEDS TO GET LAID!

WingsFan80 4

Tuesday 29 June 2010 17:16

you got that right lol

Savie_Anna 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 16:42

no thanks!

cmac86 23

Monday 28 June 2010 20:53

what's with all these people from Cali having premarital sex?

nerdsgetmehot 22

Monday 28 June 2010 21:00

#166 I'm pretty sure premarital sex is universal and not just limited to California. Not that I have anything against premarital sex, because I certainly don't...